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two hairs past a freckle

is another term used when someone asks what time is it and other preson does not have a cell phone or watch
hey what time is it? it two hairs past a freckle.
by anayguy July 20, 2011
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freckled

Known to happen during anal sex, when the man pulls out or when the woman farts, fecal matter shoots out in a fine spray, giving the appearence of freckles.
HOLY CHRISTWAGONS!!!!!! I just got freckled.......sick.....*puke*
by shadowdark November 26, 2004
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Freckulous

1. resembling Alfred E. Newman or other ill-fated red-haired stepchild

2. mottled with projectile vomit-induced broken blood vessels
Julian's freckulous appearance startled Rostropovich fans and other concert goers at the Kennedy Center last week.
by Carmelo Anthony January 22, 2004
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freck

upset, mad, angry.Also used with the suffix -ed
I told her the news and she started to get all frecked up.
by elizabethk August 24, 2011
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freckles

A horrible skin disease resulting from a combination of bad weather, bad genes, and an inexplicable willingness to actually want to eat the dreadful hamburgers served at the local Golf and Country Club.
Freckles negatively affect not only a person's skin, but also their brain. As a result, a large percentage of people with freckles are, whiny, intellectually challenged, and have difficulty mastering even the most basic life skills, such as reading, writing, and arithmetic.
Most retarded people have freckles.
As soon as I found out that the girl I was dating online had freckles, I broke up with her immediately.
by Boogiepop July 3, 2006
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Frectic

Future tense of 'Hectic'
Yo blad, that shit will be frectic
by Batboy Junior May 19, 2005
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freckle fucked

One man or woman covered from fucking face to toe in freckles. Caused by gingeritis.
Carrot Top or Lindsay Lohan circa Parent Trap are totally freckle fucked
by Onebeebhill January 18, 2014
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