forensic job hunting

to dig deep into previous jobs & career history and find potential new sources of jobs with prior work associates

I haven't seen Bob in 10 years; but my forensic job hunting skills have tracked him down and he's now working with the government in a senior management role, maybe he has a job for me?

by One Big Man April 3, 2009

dirty eric forman

When you are so nervous during sex, you freeze up and just lie there.

"My man got nervous last night and pulled a dirty eric forman"
"That scrawny neighbour boy looks like he'd pull a dirty eric forman"

by RoadDefinitions April 16, 2020

formerly verified

If someone is “formerly verified” it means they are a white supremacist. The term was coined by Stephen Colbert after hearing Twitter was removing the blue check mark from white supremacist accounts

I think that guy over there was “formerly verified” if you catch my drift

by B04 January 3, 2018

forensic anthropomophologist

Broadly, a person who gathers evidence about how an inanimate object that resembles a human died. Generally, one who investigates how a doll or stuffed animal was murdered.

news reporter: Sources today reported that Billy's teddy bear was found decapitated in his bedroom. The authorities have sent a forensic anthropomophologist to look for clues.

by scott trowbridge September 6, 2008

Formentano

Typically a marvelously beautiful young lady who has the innate ability to attract the most dominant males even though they may be home schooled.

"Did you see that girl with that stud? Yea, she's a total Formentano."

by John Formentino August 28, 2012

formentera

The smallest of the four Balearic Islands, off the East coast of Spain, in the Mediterranean sea. Since the 1980s tourists crowding the island over the Summer season have become the main source of income for its inhabitants. Thus, both population and infrastructure have grown excessively. It was a truly magical piece of Earth until the late 20th century.

- I'll spend my Summer holiday in Ibiza this year!

- WTF?!?! You could spend it in Formentera instead!!

by wassia January 11, 2018

formentera

The perfect combination of land, vast skyes and pristine turquoise seas.

- What do you call the inhabitants of Formentera? Is it formenterians?
- I call them lucky bastards.

by wassia January 11, 2018