Belly button fondling

When someone takes their finger and wiggles it around your belly button for an awkward sensation. Sometimes can be a turn on if you are into that kind of thing.

Carter was belly button fondling Faith who stared in horror at her stomach and looked away.

by Sheldaflamer November 7, 2017

Fording

the act of being sick

Fording - Last night I forded all over myself while wallowing on the toilet floor of the bar, unable to pick myself up.

by Dhabi1 November 10, 2011

Key Finding

When a girl who has a boyfriend or husband goes out to a bar to find another guy to bang. It get its name because she has the lock and she's looking to find a new key.

Yo my girl went out key finding last night. What a hoe.

by Zlats October 24, 2012

fondingling

The act of using another mans hand to maturbate with without his consent.
Works best when he is asleep.

Jacob if you don't shut up, you are gonna have a crusty hand when you wake up from me fondingling you.

by Fondingler April 29, 2024

Finding a Doorknob in the Dark

Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.

Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.

by Momo J December 18, 2009

fording

The Australian Bogan equivalent of the adjective, Holding...
Used by Ford fans that hate those f@cken wooly woofter Holden Cars...

-The act of a person or thing that holds.
-To have or keep in ones hand; grasp.

"Oi Bruce, do you know where my sunnies are?"
"Yeah Mate, youse fording them in ur hands, AYE!".

by Undi3s August 19, 2014

Fording

-Embellish Facts, A load of bullshit

Don't listen to the Councillors facts, hes fording.

by P416 October 8, 2014