foster farms chicken wings

foster farms chicken wings are spicy microwaveable chicken wings. they taste really good, but they burn your ass like crazy coming back out. i had to stop eating them.

"i got some foster farms chicken wings."
"oh those are good"
"yeah but my ass feels like it's on fucking fire man!"

by Sir Shoelace May 30, 2006

fosterization

Describing the processes in which a person morphs into an idiot (Solar Panel Jargon).

The fosterization of G.W. Bush brought true joy to the Nation.

by Vinny-Cent May 6, 2015

Oregon Foster

He/She that doesn't respect others opinions and calls them close minded.

Republican: "Homosexuals shouldn't be allowed to get married, one man and one woman is the way!"

Oregon Foster: "You're wrong and so close minded! I hate you!"

Republican: "And you call me close minded..."

by JohnOfNone July 9, 2011

Foster Girlfriend

A girl who dates a guy until they find their "forever home." Please note: Sometimes this isnt by choice.

girlfling

Mike: Is Jim dating Sarah?
Sam: No, Sarah is the Foster Girlfriend so he isn't alone.

Mike: aww. poor Jim. I hope he finds is forever home soon.

by Qreatin June 17, 2020

Suck my Foster

A term that implies one should give oral sex to the speaker, the common name for the male genitalia, penis, is substituted with Foster in order to show endearment to a friend.

Hey Michael, guess what?

What Brett?

Suck my Foster.

by Brett January 7, 2004

Foster

To sign off randomly on people after they IM you.
To be bad at IM
(verb)

Dude this girl fostered me on IM today it so wasnt chilll man i didnt even mean to say hi to her....

by Luke Foster Frodo October 27, 2010

foster

A incredibly hot, damn fine piece of ass.

"man that leya is a total foster!"

"did you see that foster, Id love to hit that."

by L.E April 16, 2007