Mom- Im taking away your xbox because you squeak to loud when you play Fortnite
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY XBOX BACK I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE!
Mom-NO WAY
Toxic Squeaker-*fights mom for xbox then plays fortnite
(5 minutes later)
Mom-STOP SQUEAKING
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY SCAR BACK
Mom-*throws xbox out the window*
Mom-There
Toxic Squeaker-*Squeaks so loud the moms ears explode and her head blows off*
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY XBOX BACK I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE!
Mom-NO WAY
Toxic Squeaker-*fights mom for xbox then plays fortnite
(5 minutes later)
Mom-STOP SQUEAKING
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY SCAR BACK
Mom-*throws xbox out the window*
Mom-There
Toxic Squeaker-*Squeaks so loud the moms ears explode and her head blows off*
by GiraffeBoss February 14, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. epic epicer then you epic noob LOLOL no u not epic LOllll hahah get rekt noob *does SO EPIC floss dance*
by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018
Get the fortnitemug. The dumbest and worst game in history. Teenagers usually play this and annoy the shit out of everyone by bragging how they got a “Victory Royale”.
by TheAwesomeGT1 June 3, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. A type of disease that starts at the age of 7 years old. Normally causing the child to experience a bunch of symptoms such as: constant dancing, becoming more aggressive and vulgar and last but not least, losing money. If your child gets this disease, please make him play another game or at least bring your child outside! If those don't work, I don't know what works.
by RiceBoyAsian September 30, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. Trashy game that nobody likes except from streamers like "Tofu, Crinja , and other streamers"..... I literally can't have a normal 'History' class without pupils in front of me talking about Fartnut. Plz helllp
Friend 1: hEy WaNnA pLaY fOrTnItE aFtEr ScHoOl?
Friend 2: SuRe
Me: *Facepalm*, Guys please stop I'll get cancer if you continue
Friend 2: SuRe
Me: *Facepalm*, Guys please stop I'll get cancer if you continue
by SchpeckLover123 September 18, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. I love Fortnite we love Fortnite
Person 1: Ayy, do you play FoRtNiTe?
Person 2: Yasssss
Person 1: Ahhhh, I love Fortnite We love fortnite
Person 2: I love Fortnite We love Fortnite
Person 2: Yasssss
Person 1: Ahhhh, I love Fortnite We love fortnite
Person 2: I love Fortnite We love Fortnite
by shahiswet January 31, 2021
Get the Fortnitemug. Near future...
Ye be seeing dem military dudes flossing and trying to built during WWIII caused by Trump
Hey wanna play Fortnite
Another sentence
Some dude asks a 10 year old virgin “Humanity or Fortnite”. Five seconds later earth explodes.
Ye be seeing dem military dudes flossing and trying to built during WWIII caused by Trump
Hey wanna play Fortnite
Another sentence
Some dude asks a 10 year old virgin “Humanity or Fortnite”. Five seconds later earth explodes.
by SlavicBoi October 13, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug.