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There's pee-pee on the floor

When you find that your beloved pet dog or cat has piddled (pissed, passed micturition, uranated, pottied, peed, etc.) all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

♫ Don't step in the litter box ♫

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
by Telephony August 31, 2016
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On the floor

It’s related to street beef (confrontations). Meaning, that’s it for this situation, this is as far as this shit goes. You can not reverse what has already happened no matter how hard you try. It’s me or you!

Also means something is or was Lit af.
“This shit on the floor, wrap n**** body in a sheet, turn him to a ghost!”

“Brodie thought it was over, nah, this shit on the floor!”

“That block party was on the flo!(floor)”
by Atlanta native July 18, 2020
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Floor Gang

A gang created by Pewds, and ceiling gang is our enemy.
I'm floor gang, heard that that guy there is ceiling gang. CRINGE
by Smolpp21 May 3, 2020
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Floor beer

1.(n)An unfinished beer that someone discarded on the street in an upright and still usable position.

2.(v)The act of strolling crowded streets getting drunk off such beers.
1. I assumed that the cold, frothy lager was a most excellent of floor beers, until it's owner careened out of the bar howling obscenities at me.

2. Floor beering is a fun, free, easy way to drink yourself under the table, but one must be wary of beers that have doubled as ashtrays.
by soopafukka April 27, 2009
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floor gorp

an edible snack mixture based on the "5-second rule".
Any combination of dry cereal, chocolate chips, nuts, etc. which land on the floor in front of the pantry, gathered together make "floor gorp".
by 'Mama B' August 21, 2009
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floorganized

Knowing where everything in your room is even though it is spread out across the floor.
I could easily find everything in my messy room because I am floorganized
by .NL. July 7, 2010
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floorganisation

the act of organising one's items on the floor of the bedroom, dining room or living room for complete ease of access.
your floorganisation is impeccable, all your items are can be found AND you've left a passage to the door.
by robenson December 15, 2010
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