flaccerated

flac-cer-ra-ted
fla-sir-rated,flak-sir-rated
when in the act of hard-core sex, your partner gets so dry that it rips the skin of the penis, instantly causing flaccidity.

I was bangin' that bitch so hard when she got dry, bitch flaccerated my penis and my boner bled out.

by scarythemothafuckinkid May 20, 2011

Flaccid Rooster

A middle-aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who thinks they are capable of keeping up with much younger fitter and stronger Mountain Bike riders, but in fact they are barely capable of riding the easiest of trails and often walk over small obstacles (such roots and logs) when riding.

Fanta Pants & Geordie - two male Mountain Bike riders (Flaccid Roosters) who weren’t’ able to successfully finish a Mountain Bike race ahead of a competitor with a broken hand!

by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011

Flockaholic

One that is addicted to Waka Flocka Flame and Brick Squad music.

Guy 1: Hey man you listening to waka flocka again? is that all you listen to?

Guy 2: Ya man im a total Flockaholic. Burr!

by BurrSquad April 21, 2012

flock of flamingos

Where you have a group of gay guys in your yard.

I made my milkshake and brought all the gay guys to the yard, yeah look at the "flock of flamingos".

by Tec_def March 2, 2015

Flaccid Warrior

Somebody who is blessed with the gift of being able to soldier on through intercourse to ejaculation with a flaccid penis.

'That feels floppy to me, are you going to flaccid warrior all the way?'

by RsTUltimatum March 6, 2015

flaccid typing

The act of typing in all lowercase usually accompanied by a flaccid penis or no penis at all.

I was doing some flaccid typing for my new social media post while my penis lay dormant.

by MaGoully July 24, 2015

Flaccid Knob Job

A Flaccid Knob Job is a blow job that starts with a flaccid or soft penis

Last night Cindy gave me a Flaccid Knob Job and I swear it was better than sex.

by White Lives Matter January 20, 2016