Flexbian

A girl who is a lesbian only when it suites her.

"OMG, Jessica is such a flexbian!"
"Yea, she dates girls but only when guys aren't interested in her"

by troubleinkw August 7, 2009

hetero-flexible

a way of saying "gay" and or "bi-sexual" with humour and wit, sure to disarm even the angriest redkneck bible thumper, or at least make them think so you have time to run

"I'm not gay, im hetero-flexible"

by texasccrazy October 5, 2005

Flexin'

A common slang word used for LSD in los angeles. The word refers to an earlier version of the synthesized LSD, Flex-25. When one trips on LSD they sometimes refer to it as flexin', because when on the drug one is flexing his or hers spiritual awareness.

"Hey man, I jus picked up a grip of flexo's"
"I'm flexin' so hard the walls are starting to drip"
"Wats doins, you got any those flexo's left?"

by itshoisfonky February 16, 2009

Flexisexual

A girl that is bisexual only on weekends

A girl is Flexisexual when they will only hookup with other women on weekends

by Viciouscutie December 9, 2008

Straight Flexin'

What happens to a person(s) after 'poppin' a molly'.

Popped a molly i'm sweatin, in the club straight flexin'.

by BIG RIG June 29, 2013

Flexting

Extremely erotic way of douches sending descriptive paragraph's of their muscles via social sites.

Susan: John, why the heck did you tell me about how your muscles gave Mart a boner on Facebook?

John: Shut up whore! I was flexting.

by Zombieness June 8, 2011

flexting

(v.) To text so extensively and in such a manner that it is flirting.

Duugs put down your phone and stop flexting

by Todo October 18, 2006