To douse ones self with copious amounts of any God awful over-powering perfume or deodorant that burns the nostrils and olfactory senses of every person and animal within at least a mile radius to cover the fact that you are too damn lazy to actually shower. The end result being a day ruining reek (for those who actually shower with soap and water on a daily bases) that's smells like a rotten steaming blend of body odor, french cheese and perfume.
Ironically named for the French's well known and documented hatred of bathing and personal hygiene.
If your odor precedes you and stays long after you're gone, chances are you have taken a French Bath.
Ironically named for the French's well known and documented hatred of bathing and personal hygiene.
If your odor precedes you and stays long after you're gone, chances are you have taken a French Bath.
I know it's 90 degrees out and I haven't showered for a fort night, but I'll just take a French Bath and no one will be the wiser.
by UrbanJinx June 9, 2014
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Rammiken
Basting agent and applicator
The act of:
1. Wash and Dry Testicles
2. Gently braise freshly shorn testicles with either:
-whipped egg white
-fresh butter/margarine
-extra virgin olive oil
-Nonstick cooking spray (we recommend PAM)
3. Immediately transfer moistened ballsack into a medium
sized rammiken filled with red, white and blue sprinkles.
(inspired by the French National Flag)
4. Hastily dangle your supremely decorated ballsack into
the open mouth of your chosen partner.
Serves 1-2
Colours of sprinkles may vary dependent on country of choice.
Sprinkles
Rammiken
Basting agent and applicator
The act of:
1. Wash and Dry Testicles
2. Gently braise freshly shorn testicles with either:
-whipped egg white
-fresh butter/margarine
-extra virgin olive oil
-Nonstick cooking spray (we recommend PAM)
3. Immediately transfer moistened ballsack into a medium
sized rammiken filled with red, white and blue sprinkles.
(inspired by the French National Flag)
4. Hastily dangle your supremely decorated ballsack into
the open mouth of your chosen partner.
Serves 1-2
Colours of sprinkles may vary dependent on country of choice.
It was a common occurence to witness Paris routinely engaging in the age old practice of French Chandeliers with Pierre.
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Where you stick your nose deep in your girls pussy, sniff as hard as you can and suck up all of the pussy juice, hawk a lugi in a cup and drink it.
by SirJalen February 10, 2017
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by dragoJim May 26, 2018
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Sadly, early on one of the members left the group, never to return, leaving the remaining 3 to each select a letter to be known by, J, F and of course, K.
One of the remaining 3, K, also created the card game, "Whammy Rule Shithead" and with minimal assistance from the other members, the game grew to be incredibly popular, until it fell from popularity, after 5 glorious days.
It remains to be seen what will become of J.F.K long term, but a record deal with EMI, as well as several modelling opportunites have been rumoured.
Sadly, early on one of the members left the group, never to return, leaving the remaining 3 to each select a letter to be known by, J, F and of course, K.
One of the remaining 3, K, also created the card game, "Whammy Rule Shithead" and with minimal assistance from the other members, the game grew to be incredibly popular, until it fell from popularity, after 5 glorious days.
It remains to be seen what will become of J.F.K long term, but a record deal with EMI, as well as several modelling opportunites have been rumoured.
Simon 1: I have an idea for a group name, we should make it so that the letters correspond to a well known intialism, like J.F.K, so we could be called the Junior...
Simon A: French Kids!
Simon 1: The Junior French Kids... I like it.
Simon A: French Kids!
Simon 1: The Junior French Kids... I like it.
by S. Junior August 2, 2010
Get the Junior French Kids mug.A variation on the rusty trombone, the rusty French horn consists of a man giving a rim job to a woman, while also fisting her. This is reminiscent of a musician playing the French horn, as he places his hand in the bell of the horn to alter the pitch of the sound.
by Michael P. May 4, 2005
Get the rusty French horn mug.Typically just said as "pepper", a French pepper is an individual of French-Canadian nationality who often eats at La Belle Province, drinks Pepsi, and speaks a strange version of French that only other peppers completely understand.
Usually, the perfect example of a pepper, is someone who DOESN'T KNOW that they are a pepper, but goes on with their life on a daily basis.
Usually, the perfect example of a pepper, is someone who DOESN'T KNOW that they are a pepper, but goes on with their life on a daily basis.
Tabarnak, Gaetan is a real pepper. He wears hooters t-shirts and cowboy boots to work, and has a calendar of the women's rugby team in his cubicle!
by Cawlis March 14, 2005
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