flabbergasted

~your confused/not in the mood

Oh god this test has me flabbergasted

by Miss Apple Lady May 31, 2018

Flabbergasted

When you just took a shit and you feel empty inside.

"Dude! That taco had me Flabbergasted!"

by Smokey_56 June 5, 2018

flabbergasterinteritis

when ur bf gets so confused during sex he nuts so much in ur stomach that it becomes inflamed and bloated.

holy shit man i cant take this flabbergasterinteritis

by skank scauce June 8, 2018

flabber dabbid

when you are about to sneeze and you accidentally shove a tooth brush up your butt

aww shit MOM i accidentally just flabber dabbid again, Ill get the oil.

by Hobart Spanks June 15, 2018

flabber-dik

when your sexual partner(s) has extra skin on their dik and it flaps in the wind.

Gorge has a flabber-dik

by ryan ross is dad August 4, 2018

Flabberghosted

When your Tinder date realized you're fatter in person, and they disappeared and you never heard from them again.

Dang, I thought the date went well, but she excused herself to the restroom and flabberghosted me.

by DeanoDeluxe September 5, 2018

flabbeating

The act of when a short and skinny kid beats the shit out of a fat kid.

Brad was flabbeating Xavier

by kickREDneckSISinTHROAT November 12, 2018