Flamingo turd

Chewed up and spit out bubble gum on the pavement.

I stepped in a flamingo turd while walking back to my car.

by RickyDash September 24, 2009

flaming faggot

A bundle of sticks that has been lit on fire.

Bob's heater was broken during the blizzard, so he needed a flaming faggot to keep him warm.

by J-Kwanza March 2, 2014

Flaming Gumbotron

When you are railing a chick wearing a gumby costume (or if you already look like him that's fine) and just before climax, light her hair on fire and start screaming "I am Gumbotron."

Gumby is a master at giving pokey flaming gumbotrons.

by gumbyyy October 21, 2009

Leather Flaying

Sitting on leather seats with bare skin on a hot day is asking for trouble. When you attempt to rise from the seat, you have to rip your skin from the surface that it has practically merged with, thus giving yourself a painful Leather Flaying experience. If you're lucky, you won't have made full body contact. Having sex on a leather sofa is a big mistake. 50% of the gasps and moans will be of pain as you tear your body away, leaving 6 layers of skin behind.

"Your back looks all sunburnt, Jim"
"It's not, I was shagging Vicky on the sofa and got a serious leather flaying"

by MagickDio March 7, 2010

Flaming Dagger

Putting petroleum jelly of your dick and lighting it on fire. Extinguishing flame with a girls vagina or mouth. Giving warm lubrication, perfect for sex on a cold night or in the arctic circle.

They were freezing at the Everest base camp so he took out some petroleum jelly, rubbed it on his dick, lit it on fire, and fucked her with it, giving her his Flaming Dagger. Leaving them both warm and satisfied.

by norse knight July 4, 2010

Flaming

Flaming has two definitions: The first one is a homosexual man with very "gay" qualities, not to say that I have anything against homosexuals.. In other words it's a gay man who is very loud, feminine, flamboyant, loves fashion, loves techno, loves musical theater, is very sex obsessed and is very obnoxious.

The second definition is the act of being very rude to someone online usually via comments on a forum or blog or even in a chat room. It's a fine example of how people these days have no social grace. The act of flaming includes insults to a person's intelligence or somebody's mother, trying to make a fool of that person or humiliate that person, crude language, threats and intimidation, and the list goes on and on.

Example 1:

Girl: Hello there!

Flamer: Oh my gosh look at your hair it is so fabulous! I hear Clay Aiken's performing at that mall! Oh he's so hot! I should just live at the mall honey! Oh no I broke a nail! AAAGGGHHHH!!!!

Girl 2: He's nice, but wow is he flaming!

Example 2:

Flamer: Your blog is so stupid! Did you think to mention blah blah blah! Morons like you have no reason to live. Why don't you just kill yourself and suffer for all eternity! Fucktard!

Victim: Wow! What a dick. This person is obviously not worth me or my time. You just keep flaming me I'm not listening.

by ASillyMan April 25, 2010

pink flamingo

woman stands at edge of bed with one foot on the floor, other leg with knee up on the bed and her "pink" wide open for her partner to view / taste while lying on the bed -- face up

He was looking forward to lying back on his bed after a hard day at the office and enjoying a pink flamingo

by Jopher1 April 29, 2010