ferret-blaster

a ferret blaster is a weapon used back in world war 2 you make one by disecting a ferret stuffing it with gunpowder shotgun shells and c4 bombs this were often effecient but made the ferret population have a fast dicline

tony were getting shot grab the ferret-blaster

by CYEBUBJEKJKJDKCNO June 22, 2023

ferret monkus

An extremely dodgy hairstyle resembling that of a monk. Straight fringe, basin cut.

When the f*ck are you going to sort out your 'ferret monkus'??

by Jonny 1973 July 25, 2006

fluffy ferret

a elongated rat with a shit ton of fur that's soft to the touch but will bite if they get hyper. be warned

I just got a fluffy ferret! It's seeping away my life energy

by ElongatedRat December 3, 2020

toilet ferret

A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.

While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.

by someonewhoisalunatic December 14, 2012

Ferret

An act of deception, for better or for worse, when a friend or colleague in some way, shape, or form does something that they should not be doing, whether by luck or skill.

"I heard Alex didn't study for that test and got an A, then proceeded to fuck a sexy ass pornstar and not bust a nut." God damn that fucking ferret ass.

by Mantisporkyrandallmcduck5 February 15, 2022

thy holy ferret

an irish trans woman

thy holy ferret and their food

by LingLing134 April 27, 2019

washing the ferret

Masturbating with shampoo or soap.

"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."

by KenMFan March 26, 2017