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Festers

Festers is a word to describe the back of a girls arm, or the under-thigh of a girls thigh. Festers are a very sensitive touch.
"I felt that girls festers all night long."

"I felt her festers, it was nice."

"Joe is such a fester molester."
by heyfranklme November 12, 2011
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feeder goat

A goat that is microscopic in size and lives in untrimmed or unshaven pubic hair. It feeds off of crumbs from food, lice, crabs, or ANYTHING dropped into the pubic hair.
Girl: " My moms bush is like a forest its so big and gross, and I think she has feeder goats now!
Boy: "ewwwwwww"
by FAWKGIRL January 14, 2014
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bottom feeder

Someone who is willing to do just about anything to get a deal. It doesn't matter if what they're buying is junk, if they feel that the price is good, they'll do anything to get the deal (including standing in long-lines for hours and clipping dozens of coupons to physical violence and door crashing).
(Between two salesmen) Yep, we've got this $39 off-brand DVD player for all of the bottom feeders. Don't try to upsell them on anything else, just ring them up and get them the hell out of our store. We'll see them again when it breaks after two weeks of use, then we'll get them into a entry level piece.
by ColtC September 14, 2005
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fenter

Any sexual act; mostly referring to fingering
Allow me to tell you a time of how I was unwillingly fentered.
by Anonmanmanmanman December 13, 2012
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Festering Fucktangle

A triangle of Nazis, racists, and child molesters.
"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"
by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. August 12, 2018
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festering nightmare

The disapointment felt when woken up by a blowjob only to look down and realize it is being administered by your uncle.
I was having a great dream about the milf next dore only to realize it was a festering nightmare.
by Micro67 May 8, 2010
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fester gook

a term used for a complete twat who's typical behavior is camping on modern warfare 2
fucking hell is that fester gook still there?!
by grim baggins August 5, 2010
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