hamster feltching

Placing a hollow tube up your backside, then making the hamster crawl up the tube and to hibernate in one's asshole until you shit it out dead.

you raving hamster feltcher!

by charlie March 18, 2005

Fletcher

The actual real term comes from the Latin root of "to capture and hold captive"

Ad: ones wrong will. Involving sexual misconduct.

Flethcer a poor mans English name was given to the servants who would catch sewer rats and would place them inside their rectum or anus. This they believed would help to clean their intestine of bacteria.

Richard went to the hospital due to a fletcher

by Wiki Guru March 4, 2010

Fetch

cool or awesome! used my gretchen weiners, like, alllll the time in Mean Girls... Sorta short 4 "fetching," which would mean th@ gretchen wasnt tottaallllyyyy retartd when she said "it's, like, slang...from england" 2 describe it.

Regina: "OMG i <3 ur bracelet! Where did u get it?"
Cady: "My mom made it for me..."
Regina: "It's adorable"
Gretchen: "Yeah... it's so FETCH!"
Regina: "wat is 'fetch'?"
Gretchen: "like, slang from... england"

by imsocoolursojealous March 8, 2009

fletcher

small white kid who complains about everything.

Fletcher is such a fletcher.

by lotrelf June 10, 2009

feltcher

a feltcher is a person who suck the puss off another persons ass with a straw

i feltched the other day.i'm a good feltcher

by ChrisChaffey August 25, 2006

fetcher

Another word to use as an insult. Related words: Loser, Idiot, Poopface, ect.

Shut your face fetcher!

Your such a fetcher!

You little fetcher.

Eat poop fetcher

by Moesha February 15, 2005

Fist Feltchers

1. A fictional biker gang who, rather than run "normal" illegal activities such as drug smuggling or prostitution, specialize in really dirty fetish porn. They would import or produce the foulest sleaze imaginable. Other bikers would have nothing to do with them because of their retarded schemes and their disturbing willingness to get involved in the production of rotten porn.
2. A disgusting biker wannabe that rips up and down residential areas. The only reason they would be doing so is because they are running dirty fetish porn.

1. "I heard about those Fist Feltchers. Don't they distribute illegal hardcore scheisse porn, bukkake, and vomit? I also heard that their founder, Cuntpuncher Pete, died in an unfortunate feltching accident involving an industrial shop-vac; his dying words were "Ooooh, my feltch hole hurts!!!" as his insides were vacuumed out of his ass by a fat broad that looks like Mimi from Drew Carey, but in a gimp suit."
2. "There goes another goddamn Fist Feltcher! At the speed he was going, he must be late for filming a scene with a goat."

by Greg the Angry Pole January 28, 2008