Farticles

the tiny pieces of dooty that stain underwear when u fart causing skidmarks
fart-particles

Dad is doing laundry and notices the skidmarks in his son's underwear
"NEILL DO YOU KNOW HOW TO WHIP UR FUCKING ASS!!!!"
"DAD, remember we had mexican last night, that aint from my dirty ass, its those goddam FARTICLES, and YES i know how 2 wipe my ass"

by Irish Redneck July 22, 2009

farice

1.A term describing beauty and strength. Most commonly used as a name, but can also be used as an adjective.

2.Used in eubonics as a verb, to tell someone to hold still.(humorous)

1.I love Farice
Your new car is looking farice, man

2.I gotta gun, everybody farice. (humorous)

by BuddhaB28 June 17, 2008

[farticalls]

an expression when u feel full of gas, or like a balloon. gassy, bubbly, funky,

you make me feel farticalls on Mondays.

by trix baby January 26, 2009

farmacologist

when playing farmville it is one who is a champioship farmer and raises livestock and crops.

My sister and cousin are farmacologists

by woman316 April 5, 2010

farmie

1. a person who is enthusiastically interested in fresh and local foods; 2. a person who purchases food from small, socially- and environmentally-responsible farms. ORIGIN: from foodie, a slang terms meaning one who is keenly interested in food

"Check out these beautiful heirloom rainbow carrots I found at the farmers' market," exclaimed the farmie.

by farmieNo1 February 19, 2013

farming and grinding

doing the same meaningless and/or subjectively meaningless activity or activities over and over again, without any productive result

mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again? I mean in terms of coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because, we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you, you either die off, or adapt if i may put my rant in biological perspective for you. That's the moral of the fable for you for today.

by Sexydimma November 19, 2013

Farmistry

(noun) Farming with unique skill, virtuosity, grace and flair, particularly when embracing sustainable farming methods.

The MacAllan family showed remarkable farmistry with their current harvest of sensational Zinfandel grapes.

by Firefly Creative Company June 5, 2015