Mr. Farmer
A man who is destined to rape his students, particularly male. Press on 7th graders of the “thicc” variety mainly.
Mr. Farmer by Mr. Farmer October 15, 2018
mushroom farmer
A manager who fails to inform his staff of important details, whilst spewing forth a large quantity of "management speak" such as "at the end of the day, we have to move the goal posts for team productivity, and embrace more bluesky thinking"
mushroom farmer by Evil Ed April 22, 2005
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Thoughtful Farmer
John is such a Thoughtful Farmer, he fertilized Betsy's farm five times last night. She was so greatful she helped maintain his equipment to return the favor.
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Thoughtful Farmer by Saltine Nachos January 30, 2010
The Farmer
a person who does well with the baby girls by planting the seeds at the appropriate time, letting the crops grow until they are ripe for the picking, the reaps the bounty or booty in this case, just to wait till next year seedlings need planted for a new crop of baby girls to be seeded, ripe for the picking, and harvested once again, cycle repeats
Jim is quite the Farmer, a baby girl came in the club, he dissed her after she smarted off, he said your loss. Next time when her and her friends came in he bought them shots and ended up back at their house for a night of sweet loving. Some say the greatest Farmer of all time
The Farmer by Jeff Dailey August 13, 2008
Lol Farmer
One who goes on to online games in social environments and constantly cracks lame jokes where people would reply to with a "Lol" to keep them from feeling bad.
Also can happen in classroom environments, when one person is labeled as funny and everyone laughs at every joke they crack, no matter how stupid.
Also can happen in classroom environments, when one person is labeled as funny and everyone laughs at every joke they crack, no matter how stupid.
Zezima cooked a fish and got 99 cooking!
Player: Lol
Teacher: It was enormously broad.
Lol Farmer: That's what she said!
Class: Lol
Player: Lol
Teacher: It was enormously broad.
Lol Farmer: That's what she said!
Class: Lol
Lol Farmer by Pantho May 16, 2009
scab farmer
Generally used to refer to a filthy person with gross habits. Assuming they're already gross enough to continually pick at scabs and eat them. Meth addicts are often associated with this term as they constantly pick at their scabs and eat them to get residual meth in the blood.
scab farmer by carboncobalt July 12, 2014
lesbian farmer
the true form of 5 seconds of summer’s member Ashton Irwin. He thrives with good looks, golden locks and the most beautiful outfit known to mankind. Nowadays he may be confused as to what people mean by the lesbian farmer, but only true fans understand the inner beauty of Ashton Irwin aka the lesbian farmer.
Luke Hemmings: “why are you searching lesbian farmer? is that your kink?”
Calum Hood: “no! Ashton Irwin is my kink, this is just for research”
Calum Hood: “no! Ashton Irwin is my kink, this is just for research”
lesbian farmer by ghostofyou August 10, 2018