taint farmer

Someone who has such a nasty front butt that you suspect they grow vegetables in their taint.

"Man, that Dean is a taint farmer. His large front butt provides perfect conditions for growing potatoes in his taint."

by Jassbum April 9, 2008

Farmered

Getting wasted watching Farmer Wants a Wife.

Effects of alcohol and drugs may be amplified by the excitement of watching Farmer Wants a Wife.

What the fuck happened on last weeks episode?
I was pretty much farmered after the first ad break.

by Natalie Gruzlewski February 21, 2011

sheep farmer

A guy who convinces a woman to put on wool skirt and sweater and take a drive out to the country with him until they come to a nice pasture with a split-rail fence. He convinces her to put her head through the fence where he bends a board down to trap her head so she’s stuck in the fence in a bent over position. He then pulls up her skirt and fucks her from behind. After he finishes, he strips her naked and pulls out some sheers and shaves her head completely. He then tells the crying woman if she says, “baa” six times he will release her. But when she does, it turns the suck bastard on and he humps her again.

Betty: Why are you wearing a wig?
Veronica: I went out with a sheep farmer last night.
Betty: What's his name?
Veronica: Baaaa-b

by theinstigator June 3, 2016

Faggercise

Yoga, and or pilates, performed by men.

Bob went to faggercise every Tuesday night.

by ASAC December 3, 2004

Zebu farmer

An inveterate bullshitter.

Somebody who couldn't tell the truth if their life depended on it.

Zebu, meaning deception or lies comes from the practice of unscupulous restaurants saving money by passing off imported, tough Zebu meat as proper domestic steak.

Steve: That Hillary Clinton is such a liar. Said she'd been under sniper fire in Bosnia when she hadn't.
Fran: Yeah. And she claimed she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, even though she was born five years before he climbed Mount Everest.
Steve: Don't forget when she said she was a fan of the New York Yankees, even though everyone knew she came from Chicago and supported the Cubs. What a liar.
Fran: She isn't just a liar. She's a real Zebu farmer.

by Hieronymous October 12, 2009

swag-faggery

The act of acting like a "swag-fag." Where an individual fulfills all defining points of "swag-fag." Usually used in a negative manner towards the Swag Evolution.

"God, I hate all this swag-faggery"

by DatruSOB September 2, 2014

young farmer

A group of teenagers from an agricultural background who drink more than the average teens. Most common parties are held in a barn on one of their farms.

“Oh did you hear about that young farmer party?”
“Yeah heard they all got smashed in a barn”

by Farmergirlie123 May 5, 2018