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The act of tricking another into believing that you will not fart on them, when indeed you do fart on them.
Ask your little brother to check the back of your pants for a stain, then rip a huge ass fart in the fucker's face.
person 1: "hey bro, can you check the back of my pants for a grass stain? I ate shit earlier."
person 2: "No problem, amigo."
person 1: (unloads massive flatulent)
person 2: ahhh, you fucking con fartist.
person 1: "hey bro, can you check the back of my pants for a grass stain? I ate shit earlier."
person 2: "No problem, amigo."
person 1: (unloads massive flatulent)
person 2: ahhh, you fucking con fartist.
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22. Men like to do things first before women. It makes them feel more important.
23. Men have higher body temperatures than women. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
24.If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget...he didn't lose your number...he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
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26. Men only orgasm once during sex. Sucks for you
27. All men watch porn and masturbate, this is considered cool. Most women do to but won't admit it because it's ok for a man but shameful for a women.
28. Men are impatient. This means they hate it if women take a long time to get ready. But really it's their fault because they set up all these standards for how a woman should look.
29. Men think they are smarter then women and have them figured out. Women just let them think that because if they really understood the complexity of being a woman their tiny stupid male brains would explode.
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22. Men like to do things first before women. It makes them feel more important.
23. Men have higher body temperatures than women. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
24.If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget...he didn't lose your number...he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
25. Men compartmentalize everything. This means that is something doesn't fit into one of their brain catigories, they freak out and can't handle it.
26. Men only orgasm once during sex. Sucks for you
27. All men watch porn and masturbate, this is considered cool. Most women do to but won't admit it because it's ok for a man but shameful for a women.
28. Men are impatient. This means they hate it if women take a long time to get ready. But really it's their fault because they set up all these standards for how a woman should look.
29. Men think they are smarter then women and have them figured out. Women just let them think that because if they really understood the complexity of being a woman their tiny stupid male brains would explode.
30. Men want to date a whore but marry an innocent virgin.
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2. A misspelling of 'Christo-fascist'.
2. A misspelling of 'Christo-fascist'.
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