Facistbook

Facistbook is the newly coined street name for facebook .
The name change reflects the fact that facebook caved to the federal government by granting

unfettered access and content control to the feds after having been caught manipulating major election

altering data in the U.S. as well as other countries.
With this transition goes all of the facebook users privacy and their past transcriptions are now wide open
for the federal goverment to use as it pleases. DJB.

Hey ! lets all close our facistbook accounts ASAP because uncle sam is watching everything on there now !

by Zuck Markelburg May 15, 2018

Facespacers

1)People obsessed with myspace and/or facebook always getting on and posting useless blogs about everything they do or experience.

2) Picking fights on myspace and/or facebook

3)anything dealing with myspace and/or facebook

"oh yeah you read that from where?" "Myspace and facebook." "oh me two, me threee"

stupid facespacers...

by Iden Envy December 13, 2009

facesterbating

masturbating to photos on facebook.

I feel like such a creeper -- I was totally facesterbating to your little sister last night.

by kookymiyuki March 1, 2011

Facestruction

To have your face completely reconstructed or deconstrusted.
Can be used in any tense.

1.Did you hear about that kid got Facestruction from Sarah.
2.LOL you got some major Facestruction.
3.Seth totally facestructed Mikey.

by BR0T4T0 March 15, 2013

Facesbook profile

The phenomenon wherein it impossible for a Facebook user to have a profile pic of only themselves but instead always have a picture of themselves and their significant other.

Sarah and Adam are both using the same picture of themselves on Facebook... it's almost like they worry people will wonder if they're lonely or single if their facesbook profiles don't match.

by Colonel Linguist September 5, 2015

Facist

some one who is racist over facebook as not to get their ass beat (Fay-sist)

Guy 1: this dude just posted that he hates asians!
Girl 1: wow, what a facist

by hiddenfrompeople January 14, 2016

Facesitting

When a someone sits on another someone's face.

Preferably naked but clothes works just as well.

That bitch was into some kinky shit nigga, like she was into bondage and facesitting n' shit cuz.

by WRYYYYYYYYYY March 7, 2019