Face Melter

A heavy metal solo that is so awesome and powerful, it causes one's face to melt.

-Man, that solo from Master of Puppets is sucha face melter.

-Bust a face melter!

by Teknofreak642 March 20, 2004

face slapper

Male reproductive organ see penis

She got a nasty black eye from that huge face slapper.

by Patrick January 3, 2005

face journey

When something causes you to feel so many emotions your face loses the ability to present a single emotion at a time and your face goes on a journey.

I’m so over Tatianna’s face journey whenever she’s safe on the runway.

by ItsNotPersonalJustDrag December 31, 2018

Face Pony

(noun)

(1) A lesbian who (a) takes pleasure in servicing other women sexually AND (b) has no intention of perpetuating the relationship any further outside of a purely physical union.

(2) A lesbian who allows women to sit on her face for sexual gratification.

(3) Lesbian-specific synonym for "player".

I thought she really liked me, but it turns out that face pony only wants sex.

by loveypotpie June 16, 2010

face_plain

A emoticon used for a variety of reasons, but generally used to point out the stupidity of a person's post. Spammed face_plains and giant face_plains can be used for increased effect. Frequently found in the vestibule.

vesti noob: Pics of boobies inside!!!!

*board topic contains pictures of shirtless men*

...MANboobies. hahahaha. LMAOwned.

Vestibulian: face_plain Please die.

by A big cow October 2, 2005

face pirate

When your recieving head and you pull out squirt it on her face only hitting one eye. It burns bad and she closes the eye and says arrrrrggggg making a pirates face.

My wife went out for holloween with a face pirate.

by mark snider February 13, 2004

face_plain

Showing absolutely no interest whatsoever; usually used following an idiotic or nonsensical statement.

"OMGZ0RS I just liek totally masturbated and now my hands are sticky!"
"face_plain"

by Iliketofu August 22, 2004