A chair that has been modified with a funnel in the seat and a hose.Thus making it a toilet with a persons mouth on the end of the hose.The person sitting on the funnel chair then proceeds to urinate and defaecate into funnel and down the hose into the other persons mouth.
I just saw a video called Funnel Chair where this dude sat under this chair and ate some girls piss and shit
by Nibiru33 March 10, 2010
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MAN1:That man is a total functional junkie
MAN2:What's that?
MAN1: Some dude who does drugs but still has a good-paying job
or does good at school and can still function normally.
MAN2:What's that?
MAN1: Some dude who does drugs but still has a good-paying job
or does good at school and can still function normally.
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Those with severe lack of a jaw-line and neck. A condition where the bottom of the face siphons into the body seamlessly.
Typically a pudgy half-man, the more arrogant of the breed try to disguise with a thin (often near invisible) beard line to simulate an actual jaw.
Typically a pudgy half-man, the more arrogant of the breed try to disguise with a thin (often near invisible) beard line to simulate an actual jaw.
"Did you hear the funnel faced kid died? I heard it was because the centrifugal force of the load he sucked from the teacher was like a semen bullet that blew through the bottom of his stomach."
by phantompoop06 February 16, 2010
Get the Funnel Face mug.If someone is 'too hip to function' it means they think they are so cool they somehow have to show this off in every oppourtunity. They are 'too hip' to function like a normal person.
Why does he always wear sunglasses at night?
Guy: He can't take them off 'cos he's "too hip to function."
Guy: He can't take them off 'cos he's "too hip to function."
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Get the funneh mug.loose pussy function is where the pussy is to loose to function normally, unable to make a guy cum, floppy, loose, big, open wide, gaping, black hole,
by The MAN4ME April 1, 2015
Get the loose pussy function mug.The clerk at Radio Shack, not wanting to admit that he broke the patron's watch while attempting to change the battery, explained it off as saying, "This watch is functified!"
by Rich Friedland December 15, 2008
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