flesh curtain

When a severly overweight person has layer of skin/fat that hangs/flaps down over their privates. Similar to a gunt but even more obese.

Bob tried to have sex with obese woman but he could not penetrate her flesh curtain.

by ChiTRS October 8, 2008

flesh blanket

folds of flesh so copious that they could be used to keep one warm and cozy even in the most frigid arctic tundra.

"We make fun of Austin's fat ladyfriend now, but come winter we're all going to be jealous of that flesh blanket."

by LL Snoop's sidekick August 10, 2009

flesh clarinet

a penis, a phallus, a meat whistle, one's crank

she played my flesh clarinet last night while we were watching TV.

by Double D November 28, 2003

press the flesh

what politicians do in order to garner support for themselves from the common people; going out into the public to meet and greet; similar to baby kissing.

that skeezy politician was out pressing the flesh to try and save his sputtering campaign.

by megan August 12, 2004

Flesh Musket

your penis.

your mom got my flesh musket in her brown eye

by RP McMurphey November 16, 2003

flesh tent

When a fat chick lays down on top of you, literally smothering and engulfing the man below, creating a fleshy tent. Starr Jones (insert any fat chick) lays on top of anyone.

"That chick made a good flesh tent." "Will you be my flesh tent"?

by Mikey Okemos November 10, 2006

Pump the Flesh

A variation of the phrase "press the flesh"

"To walk around a room or other location and shake hands with people. Usually done by politicians in an attempt to make friends and garner votes."

the actual pumping of the flesh here refers to the shaking of hands.

John Smith ran a hands-on campaign, travelling to many local towns in order to pump the flesh.

by Sunny_grande11 September 20, 2016