The act of engaging of copious amounts of sleep, often aided by over-the-counter sleep aids, either to prepare for or recover from an exhausting period of studying and exams.
So named because preparation for, and getting through, final exams often leaves students sleep-deprived, particularly graduating seniors and students majoring in fields that require excessive amounts of memorization or explicit attention to detail. This naturally leads to a period of rest wherein the subject is so unresponsive to stimuli that they may appear to be under the influence of a low-grade elephant tranquilizer or comparable sedative.
Persons in need of a finals coma can often be identified by red-rimmed eyes, fingers stained with highlighter ink, empty caffeinated-beverage containers, and a slow, shambling gait, as that of a zombie.
So named because preparation for, and getting through, final exams often leaves students sleep-deprived, particularly graduating seniors and students majoring in fields that require excessive amounts of memorization or explicit attention to detail. This naturally leads to a period of rest wherein the subject is so unresponsive to stimuli that they may appear to be under the influence of a low-grade elephant tranquilizer or comparable sedative.
Persons in need of a finals coma can often be identified by red-rimmed eyes, fingers stained with highlighter ink, empty caffeinated-beverage containers, and a slow, shambling gait, as that of a zombie.
Student 1: You ready for finals next week?
Student 2: Yeah, Sunday, I plan on popping some Tylenol PMs and sleeping for 14 hours just make sure I don't miss my 8 am exam.
Student 1: Need a finals coma, eh?
Student 2: Yeah.
or
Student A: I just finished my last exam.
Student B: Sweet, let's go get drunk!
Student A: Dude, it's only noon and I haven't slept all week--let me get in a finals coma, and we'll hit the bar around midnight.
Student B: Sounds good!
Student 2: Yeah, Sunday, I plan on popping some Tylenol PMs and sleeping for 14 hours just make sure I don't miss my 8 am exam.
Student 1: Need a finals coma, eh?
Student 2: Yeah.
or
Student A: I just finished my last exam.
Student B: Sweet, let's go get drunk!
Student A: Dude, it's only noon and I haven't slept all week--let me get in a finals coma, and we'll hit the bar around midnight.
Student B: Sounds good!
by LSSUTKE280 April 16, 2011
When one excels in the taking of his/her final test. This phenomenon usually occurs in high school or college.
by stupendousmanishere February 01, 2013
The feeling of dread one feels when they finish a movie, show, book etc. knowing that the story is over.
by Doodope March 02, 2021
In my addiction I pretended to be what anyone wanted me to be because I was seeking attention seeking validation and approval never felt like I was good enough or belonged. Thru the Recovery process I found my self I found Tina.
by Finally Tina December 20, 2016
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Final Disease: Increase of Limelight cravings and self-inserting awsomeness or fail, drama-downsyndrom, With slight chances of 'I'MLEAVINGFOREVERCUZEVERYONEHATESME!'
Ex. "Lindsy Lohan refuses to leave her home under the ailment of Final Disease." "THIS REPORTER ISN'T TAKING PICTURES OF ME!!! EVERYONE MUST HATE ME! I'M NEVER COMING OUT AGAIN!!!
by MarkMyLife August 10, 2009
The last episode of the series Supernatural. It will forever go down as the worst series finale, after they completely destroyed every characters growth and disregarded their arcs. Some people like it, and thats valid, but to many fans, this finale was like getting spit in the face over and over again.
Jensen: “The fans arent going to like the Supernatural Finale”
Writers: “Shut up theyll love it, we made sure to make it extra bad”
Writers: “Shut up theyll love it, we made sure to make it extra bad”
by ijustwantedagoodfinale November 22, 2020