figured young lady

a nicer way for a man to call a woman chunky

"That well figured young lady over there is busting at the seams. someone should buy her new pants!"

by markofthetiger March 2, 2016

Figure 2.3: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Figure 2.3: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

figure jar

When the figure is in sussy milk

Person A: when I was at the discord admins house I saw he had a jar in the closet-
Person B: wait a figure jar with the “sussy milk?”

Person A: y e a h
Person B: 😟

by _rosie_kun_ April 19, 2021

Figure

Entity from the Roblox game “doors” who appears twice in the game. The first time he appears is in a library at door 50,where you must collect pieces of a code from highlighted books on the various shelves, and work it out with a key that is written on a piece of paper. The second time he is encountered is in the final level of the game, known as door 100. This time, you must collect breakers for a power box which is needed to power an elevator to escape.

Dang, figure is one of the most annoying doors entities.

by amogus mcsusface February 16, 2023

Masterpiece Figure

figures meant for collectors only not for non collectors also they are very expensive

Guy 1: yo holy shit is that a masterpiece figure
Guy 2: yep only cost 160 dollars

by Polaroid2 July 19, 2022

I Figured You Would Say That

The finishing line of Daphne Sutton, a.k.a. The Queen of Accountability. When she says this, you’re about to be held accountable. Good luck.

I figured you would say that.

by Queen Of Accountability February 27, 2025

maternal figure

something you don't have

You: "I don't have any cash on me right now"
Your friend: "You know what else you don't have? A maternal figure."

by nick‽ May 31, 2024