Fig monster

Fig monster is a greddy adj monster

Fig monster don’t take all the pizza you greedy monster

by Johnny walshy June 29, 2020

muimi/fig/andy

the best person in the word!!!!! They need everything and they are so kind asf!! They need a slap on the ass cheeks and a big ol kiss!!

Muimi/Fig/Andy deserves the whole world!!

by BosCircus December 12, 2021

Who gives a flying fig

A euphemism for who gives a flying fuck.

Bob: Hey, I just beat Super mario kaizo 64!
Luddite: Who gives a flying fig about your game?!

by Youtube Pooper May 7, 2017

sig-figs

(noun): short for chemistry term significant figures, sig-figs is when a guy rounds up his height to make it sound better

“i’m 5’10 which is basically 6’0 cuz sig-figs,”

by lexiconartist0 February 28, 2025

fig twister

An imaginary thing

Gosh unicorns are such a fig twister

by MarJoe28 May 5, 2019

White line Yellow Fig

The dermatology of skin found in a veiny stomach.

Habilitation: “Wow your White line Yellow fig is huge since I let you in skin room first!”

by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021

Fairy figging

When you want to get figged but you don't have a ginger root, so you have your partner dip your but plug in ground ginger. You can also make a game of it and blow ginger powder in each other's anuses instead.

We didn't have time to go shopping for ginger root, so we did some fairy figging instead.

by Maddie_In_Rope January 20, 2024