Ferret paw

A large hairy turd that sits on a toilet seat. Looks cute at first but smells like shit.

My Grandpa left me a ferret paw in the bathroom, a big hairy turd on the toilet seat.

by FGBeezy December 01, 2020

french ferret

a stupid idiot who does good, also a fr*nch and a gay

wow i fucking hate french ferret

by abbabamoment July 25, 2023

Feltching Ferret

A ferret specially bred for the purpose of anal feltching. A throughbred ferret speifically used to stimulate the anal cavity of fucked up people.

Norbert Nobnoodle just purchased some feltching ferrets online for a bit of ferret felching in the sun after he stuck those critters up his bum

by bradsbadluck May 03, 2024

Shit ferret

Alternative swear for when things aren't just shit.

You shit ferret

by casey73 October 08, 2014

Heat seeking womb ferret

A description of a mans appendage

I’m gona pump her with my heat seeking womb ferret

by BigAl78 June 16, 2022

Fairhaven ferrets

A group of retarded fotball playrs who plaey for fairhaven, thei have enuf skills to rivael the seatle seahawks, and they DEFINETLY do NOT cheet. they also have shapes on their jerseys and half of them are in weel chairs even their line backer

fuck fairhaven ferrets

by no dick nate May 10, 2018

Ferret davies

Ferret davies is an unusual human that looks like the animal ferret usually bad hair and mum can be a whore or the unusual human can be born a mistake and is to live in a garbage can

Ferret davies lives in garbage cans around the state

by Jkftd September 10, 2016