An act of deception, for better or for worse, when a friend or colleague in some way, shape, or form does something that they should not be doing, whether by luck or skill.
"I heard Alex didn't study for that test and got an A, then proceeded to fuck a sexy ass pornstar and not bust a nut." God damn that fucking ferret ass.
by Mantisporkyrandallmcduck5 February 15, 2022
Get the Ferretmug. by casey73 October 9, 2014
Get the Shit ferretmug. An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
by Osama laden October 27, 2016
Get the Ferret Dunnmug. The ferret put in someone's pants in the act of ferret-legging, a popular game played by English coal miners in Yorkshire in which a ferret is inserted into one's pants, and kept there for as long as possible. Also my moniker, and a euphemism for a penis.
by PantsFerret July 28, 2019
Get the Pants Ferretmug. 
An individual who is addicted to Fentanyl that will sell their own mother to get a bag of Fent.
signs and symptoms of the common Fent Ferret include but are not limited to:
▪️Nodding off
▪️Falling asleep, while standing, and or bent over
▪️Involuntary muscle contractions, and or spasms
▪️Habitually stealing from Walmart
▪️Habitually stealing from friends, family, neighbors, or anyone around with anything of any value.
▪️Loss of memory
▪️Loss of appetite
▪️Loss of anything good in their lives
▪️Ferrets may also spend a substantial amount of their lives incarcerated.
If you or a loved one is a ferret, there is hope for recovery. SAMHSA’s National Helpline, 1-800-662-HELP (4357) (also known as the Treatment Referral Routing Service), or TTY: 1-800-487-4889 is a confidential, free, 24-hour-a-day, 365-day-a-year, information service, in English and Spanish, for individuals and family members facing mental and/or substance use disorders. This service provides referrals to local treatment facilities, support groups, and community-based organizations.
Also visit the online treatment locator, or send your zip code via text message: 435748 (HELP4U) to find help near you. Read more about the HELP4U text messaging service.
signs and symptoms of the common Fent Ferret include but are not limited to:
▪️Nodding off
▪️Falling asleep, while standing, and or bent over
▪️Involuntary muscle contractions, and or spasms
▪️Habitually stealing from Walmart
▪️Habitually stealing from friends, family, neighbors, or anyone around with anything of any value.
▪️Loss of memory
▪️Loss of appetite
▪️Loss of anything good in their lives
▪️Ferrets may also spend a substantial amount of their lives incarcerated.
If you or a loved one is a ferret, there is hope for recovery. SAMHSA’s National Helpline, 1-800-662-HELP (4357) (also known as the Treatment Referral Routing Service), or TTY: 1-800-487-4889 is a confidential, free, 24-hour-a-day, 365-day-a-year, information service, in English and Spanish, for individuals and family members facing mental and/or substance use disorders. This service provides referrals to local treatment facilities, support groups, and community-based organizations.
Also visit the online treatment locator, or send your zip code via text message: 435748 (HELP4U) to find help near you. Read more about the HELP4U text messaging service.
Jane Doe: “Why is Beth B. bent over asleep at the Dollar General like that?”
John Doe: “I saw her leaving the Fent dealer over in Oaklawn a few min ago…I guess she boosted some shit from Walmart to trade for some Fent…”
Jane Doe: “Oh shit. I didn’t realize Beth B. Was a Fent Ferret”
John Doe: “I saw her leaving the Fent dealer over in Oaklawn a few min ago…I guess she boosted some shit from Walmart to trade for some Fent…”
Jane Doe: “Oh shit. I didn’t realize Beth B. Was a Fent Ferret”
by TheOGsara February 12, 2024
Get the Fent Ferretmug. by BigAl78 June 15, 2022
Get the Heat seeking womb ferretmug.