fapping

Stands for fat + napping. Taking a nap after consuming large quantities of food.

1: That Chipotle was delicious, but I am so full. I'm really fixin' for a quick fap.

2: I love fapping after lunch.

by gigologangsta7 November 20, 2009

Fapple

A fapple is when you combine two apple halves (Or haffles) to create a FULL apple. A FAPPLE. FAPPLE. Fapple.

Brother! We must combine our haffles to create a FAPPLE!

by Casual Cat January 26, 2011

fapple

When you masturbate into a bottle of Snapple.

Hey man, I just fappled!

Wait, you seriously just jacked off into that bottle of Snapple?
Hell yeah dude!

by OrlandoDude6969 July 11, 2016

Fagpie

1. A boy or boyish girl who is a total douche

2. Someone who is supremely gay

3. Paris Hilton

Bob- (Walks in the apartment heading towards the bathroom) Wuddup dude?

Steve- Wuddup? ...Wait are you taking a shit?

Bob- Totally.

Steve- Dude, you are such a fagpie.

by Karma The Kid July 14, 2009

fappé

A person with an androgynous appearance and facial features.

That muscular guy whose working out is totally fappé because he has such a delicate facial structure.

by fromtheburbs April 8, 2011

fapper

To look so good that one could be masturbated to. Combination of "dapper" and "fap".

Oo, he looks fapper

by kingbumii May 3, 2015

Fapple

The act of masturbating into a Snapple container or masturbating while drinking one

The 16 was lonely and out of socks and tissues so he pulled a fapple

by zeltar July 16, 2016