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Exister Crisis

When somebody doesn't know the important thing in life.
Teacher: Who is your mother?
Student: Uh? I don't know.
Teacher: Alright so, what's life on earth?
Student: ...
Teacher: Okay, you're just an exister crisis.
by DoodleBaldiBFB June 6, 2019
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Playing a part to make the Watermelon Sugar definition entirely blue
But eventually the word will phase from existence
"Long live the Watermelon Sugar!"
If it stops trending we all die, that means that we must keep it on trending
by CupOCino July 31, 2021
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axioms of existence

don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:

1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic

Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?
guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.
by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022
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Existical

The universe is pretty Existical”
Oh, okay.”
by TEPtheCheese February 9, 2024
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Flynn the absolute mad lad, too masculine for this world.
"wow he must be called Flynn because he is The most manliness man in the existence of man."
by lo23cem57 June 5, 2019
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I wan't not exist

I wan't not exist is a common word used in many games to expres the feling of lose or shame.
Jake - you forgot to do your homwork.
paul - I wan't not exist
by blyatman437 March 25, 2019
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