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Rum Exasperation

An emotion often felt when all of the rum is gone. Symptoms include denial, feelings of hopelessness, staggered walking, and repeated questioning of WHY the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: But WHY is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum always gone? *staggers drunkenly* Ah. That's why.

Other Pirate 1: What happened to him?
Other Pirate 2: Rum exasperation.
by Artemis Vandelay July 25, 2011
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Curse exaggeration

When some one turns a story they heard into the most dirty thing ever basically adding a bunch of curse words to a sentence making it somewhat more interesting
John: tell Sarah that I have her pen

Josh: k hey Sarah John has your fucking pen and if your bitch ass wants it back you have to fuck him you bitch
Sarah: liar I know that was curse exaggeration
by Xbix222 August 1, 2011
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England Exam

Short term for Enema-gland examination. This is an inspection of the anus to determine whether an enema is required prior to it being penetrated by a "gland" (penis). This method is used to minimize the effects of 'stink dick'

Popular usage by teens in Tasmania, Australia.
"Mate, I heard you went through the backdoor last night, how was it?"
"Horrible mate, she failed her England exam. I spent half the night looking for a 24/7 pharmacy to pick up an enema and a pack of condoms."
"Sorry bro... at least you didn't get stink dick"
"Yeah true that, ay bro."
by hoxtoaster June 10, 2015
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Cheating on exams

The only thing which might help you actually pass exams.
Person 1: OMG UR CHEATING ON EXAMS?!?!??!
Me: Duh, what other option is there?
by ImJisooImOkay September 29, 2021
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Don’t accept this exact definition

By accepting this definition you’re agreeing to pay me 1000$ per month for doing nothing, giving me your first born child to work on plantations, destroying the US government and giving me all the secret information that US government have.

By braking any of this contract’s rules you will be forced to pay me 10 million dollars now or pay me 50% of all your earnings for 30 years.
UD Mod: Oops I accidentally accepted this “Don’t accept this exact definitiondefinition
Me: 😀
by WhatTheFuckingFuckWhatTheFuck September 15, 2022
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The Example

Someone God has taught the real purposes of life to.This person is also capable of teaching them to others.
Follow The Example, He or She knows the way out

The Example sounds like a person who is living everyday with faith.

A sinner who faithfully repents is The Example
by agiimarz March 2, 2014
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exact-a-fuckin dactly

-adverb: An adult form of indicating preciseness, and being very accurate.
darek: you should have read the directions and followed them too the letter

John: But I messed up

Greg: Exact-a-fuckin dactly
by tnmedic January 7, 2008
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