Every day

You have to listen to your younger brother for the hole year and do everything they say to do.

Brother:its a day jump down the stairs now 25 times.

Sister:UMMM.....my life be like oh ahh yeah ohh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Listen to your younger bro every day

BROTHER:JUMP DOWN THE STAIRS.
SISTER: MY LIFE BE LIKE OH AH YEAH OH AHHHHHHHHHHH!

by anonymous November 6, 2020

every opportunity masterbater

Somebody who takes advantage of every opportunity to masterbate

I am a every opportunity masterbater

by Keokuk Queen January 7, 2021

every fuck thing

Every single thing, whether big or small, meaningful or not, regardless of importance.

He just about suggested every fuck thing should be included in his proposal for government assisted funding.

by Moronmanic Void January 12, 2021

Every mission we go on is illegal

What you say during a press meeting if the discussion or brief is about the mission's illegality

Haig: Sir their requests are highly irregular, most likely illegal. If the press gets old

Mason: What the hell are you talking about? Do you know who we are?
Woods: Every mission we go on is illegal

by Sebastian294 February 21, 2021

there's a first Sunday in every month

Just because something has never happened, doesn't mean it won't ever happen.

" I've never and will never kiss a man with a mustache."
"There's a first Sunday in every month."

by Tee Lady July 23, 2022

There's a first Sunday in every month

Used to mean just because something has never happened doesn't mean it won't.

I've never been out on a date with a bald man.
There's a first Sunday in every month.

by Tee Lady July 28, 2022

every girl

Noun. everygirl (plural everygirls) An archetypical ordinary girl.

She is an ‘every girl’.

by XplodingKatz August 8, 2022