Emil

English:
A little fat, angry and screaming guy. He has an angry little blue “teddy bear”.

Norwegian/norsk:
Ein litt tjukk, sint og skrikete gut. Han har ein liten sint blå bamse.

I hear a scream, Emil must have lost a game.
Eg høyrer eit skrik, Emil må ha tapt eit spel.

by Bob Kåre Jensen May 30, 2025

Emil

Emil has a GIANT dick and is from Rungsted. He is a sexy russian boy that makes all the girls wanna have sex with him. He has a huge dick and knows how to make a girl wet. U see him in the hallway and u just wanna drop to ur knees. Every girl fights over Emil.

Girl 1: Wow. Emil is such a bad russian boy with a big dick

Girl 2: I know. I just fucked him!

Emil is so sexy

by Javevejjejrb December 11, 2023

Emil’s Fallacy

When a creator disregards criticism by arguing one cannot know something is bad without having first created something like it before.

Thomas: Wow this literal feces on my plate tastes terrible!
Chef Emil: You can’t criticise my cooking when you have never cooked before!
Thomas: I don’t need to be a professional chef to know feces tastes bad! That’s Emil’s Fallacy

by sneed1492 February 14, 2025

emiler

A person who gets really emotional when they listen to 1D but listens to gangster rap to hide the sad truth. They are usually someone who another being cannot be around for too long or else the other being will get offended or start to cry. Their only friend is usually a dog, because dogs don't judge and they smol with floof. But Emilers have a GREAT personality. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wow I can't believe emiler

by Poopookachoom8 December 11, 2016

Emil

Emil Is a person with a penis size bigger than everyones in the world. He is generally a amzaing guy, has a weird accent, and a lazy bastard. When one Emil dies, a new one rises.

Mickel: Holy Shit i am just like a Emil, im Lazy, I have a big penis but not bigger than Emil's
Adam: Yeah man same here!
Noyan: Im short....

by Totally true documentarry May 25, 2020

Emil

A man with an abnormaly small penis. He is also a balding man that no Ine really likes. His balls Are som hairy, Even his girlfriend feels bad for him.

This dog reminds med of Emils balls

by Haha_6969 December 01, 2019

mikkel emil

The most beautiful person in the whole World ! True, kind, caring, funny, deep, amazing,wonderful and a lot more. A healing soul that brings positivity, truth and deep honest love into your life ! Everybody should have a Mikkel Emil.

Mikkel Emil is a deep and loving soul.

by TrueLove2017 February 02, 2017