911, what's your emergency?

The first words you hear when you call 911. Gives you temporary relief.

*calls 911*
Emergency dispatcher: 911, what's your emergency?
guy 1: Can you guys send an ambulance quickly? guy 2 fell to the ground.

by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023

alberta emergency alert system

"Alberta emergency alert system"

A horrible alert system that you can't understand and doesn't appear until it's to late

TV. "BEEP! This is an alberta emergency alert. A... (Unrecognizable automated speech)"

Me: "I hope that was nothing important because I COULDNT HEAR A DAMN WORD! Stupid alberta emergency alert system!"

by Lolbroccoli January 5, 2014

Verge Emerge

The act of appearing, suddenly and unexpectedly, from behind a bush while shouting "Verge Emerge". Usually to scare a passer by or friend.

Seen as the opposite to Bush Push

Dude!. I was walking to uni today and someone totally pulled a verge emerge on me.

by The Sitdownasaurus May 5, 2011

Weed Emergency

When you have an emergency wherein everything is incredibly chill whiles you aren't high and you know that a joint would make it a lot better.

Dude." "Yeah?" "This is so chill right now.. It's like a emergency.." "What?" "Dude... It's a weed emergency.

by diggleroop54 June 21, 2011

emere

A person who doesn't really care for others and isn't very fond of other people. An ignorant,narcissistic ass.

Emere is the crowned prince of douchebags

by Demon Neon August 24, 2017

Emergency Everclear

A spare bottle (or handle) of Luxco's finest multi-purpose drink. 190 proof (95% ABV).
Can be used for numerous tasks like:
1.) Getting Drunk very quickly.
2.) Cleaning out and disinfecting wounds.
3.) Cleaning surfaces on hardwood or counter tops.
4.) Starting a grill fire.
5.) Pour in a spray bottle and its a safe insecticide or alternate Pepper-spray.
6.) Cleaning windows.
7.) Mixing with other beverages to take the edge off.
8.) Pain-Killer

Every College student should have an Emergency Everclear in their disposal.

by Thad Badassle April 20, 2017

emergentism

The belief that the present emerges from the future.

The obverse of determinism.

Emergentism is the obverse of determinism.

It would reject historical materialism.

by sandraxine September 14, 2018