Electronic circumcision

The act of placing one’s genitals in between the extending cd reader on a desktop and then slamming it shut

Dude Gary just got an electronic circumcision in the school computer room

by Skrompi March 16, 2022

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electronic doorknock

when the government tells you through extrasensory perception who is trying to call or text message you

The family member got an electronic doorknock from their aunt about a minute before she called.

by Coop Dupe April 28, 2020

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An amazing gaming company in which they use the buyers money to put towards their personal needs such as handys from males, getting pegged by emos, etc. A multi-million dollar cooperation who's owner is yet to get their dick wet at the age of 47 and was not able to reach man status only standing at 5'11.

Woa, stop acting Electronic Arts

by average madden player March 1, 2022

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Electronically transmitted disease

Computer virus passed through computers, by email, and messages

I caught a electronically transmitted disease by opening an attachment by email.

by Game nerdz September 22, 2018

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electronic spliff

the action of hitting a cart and vape simultaneously.

some may call this a digital spliff, but they’re wrong, that would be like sending a picture of you hitting both nicotine and thc to someone. electronic spliff is used for in person confrontations

by m0llyfi3n August 7, 2022

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Electronic paperweight

1. When your phone is in a place where it doesn't have service.

2. When your phone has been cut off due to lack-of-phone-bill-pay

1.
Guy 1: Dude, want to go camping?
Guy 2: Sure, but I'm not bringing my cell phone
Guy 1: Why not, bro?
Guy 2: The lake is a dead zone... My phone is an electronic paperweight up there

2.
Guy 1: Brosef, I tried calling you yesterday but it went straight to voicemail... Turn your phone on!
Guy 2: It is on, but I forgot to pay my phone bill. My phone's an electronic paperweight right now

by Dave-Landon October 11, 2011

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