pee hard - Urinary Erectosis

1. Thats when you wake up in the morning with a RAGING hard on as a result of the need to pee. It really has nothing to do with hormones... truly a mystery to us men. We just kind of wake up sometimes and think "awwwww NUTS I wanted to stay in bed, now I got to get rid of this thing by taking a pee." Even worse is the physical manuevers one must use in order to point the erection DOWNWARD. The average fellow knows nothing of acrobatics, but I would think a mans pee hard tactics are as unique as a finger print. I myself start with a brisk walk to warm the muscles and of coarse a few squat thrusts followed by a good stretch. I then remove my garments, place myself infront of the bathroom sink and raise my arms directly up towards the sky. In one fell swoop I give it one good cartwheel to the left which places me in a hand stand precisely infront of my toilet. I then exhale slowly, and begin urinating. I have found that listening to Mozart can sort of get things flowing.

2. Captain of the star ship Enterprise.

"pee hard - Urinary Erectosis"
Well an example would be of the time either your brother or dad woke up with one. Its best to talk to them about it.

by Just a boy with a dream November 13, 2010

Mass Erect 2

Its what the world will get when Mass Effect 2 comes out.

Woot mass erect 2!!

by Damob47 December 28, 2009

erem

Has the biggest fattest juiciest longest thick cock. Sometimes uses it as his third leg.

“Jeez I wish I had a cock like erem” “look at the smeat on erem 😍😩”

by Shamgod2323 April 10, 2020

homo erectus

huh huh.

homo erectus is a predecessor of modern humans. Members of this species had tools made of hard wood. They stored them inside orifices. And they spent most of their time impaling things with their long rods.

They used to grunt a lot, especially while impaling things. They drew graffiti on cave walls showing them trying to mount and stick their poles in horses and other animals.

homo erectus is a very cool name for cavemen (and women?).

by Andy April 27, 2004

erentard

A man that always misses.

Erentard: *says something * automatically misses

by Kennytard February 15, 2021

erecto patronum

A spell cast by an attractive female on a male or group of males. As she walks into the room, the spell is cast and all males who make eye contact with the woman receive instant erections.
Side Note: The spell can be cast without the attractive female's knowing but by simply dressing provocatively.

Ex: As the gorgeous model walked into the room, erecto patronum was cast and all of the male photographers received boners visibly seen protruding through their pants.

by BHBandit December 1, 2013

erejection

v. to reject an erection because of withstanding commitments/lack of time.

1. Boy, sorry to ereject you, but I gotta get to school.
2. (Prime example of erejection) SHIT - I have to get up in like 2 hours. Time to ereject.

by DJP123 February 16, 2009