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the back door trots

Discribes a person who has a severe dose of the shits.
Usually after a skinfull of beer and a dodgy curry, the unlucky person will wake up with an arse like the Japanese flag. Just a white patch with a big red dot.
Fuck me Reg, I think i've got the back door trots, I have been shitting like a pony all morning, and my arse is now on fucking fire.
by Britannic May 25, 2009
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If you make a controversial statement, it is best you have the evidence to support it.
Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!
by Hoonta January 27, 2012
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Doormat Syndrome

The act of trying to please anyone, or everyone you can.
Sometimes relating only to one person, or multiple people.
"Hey man, Jake has doormat syndrome so bad, he's always trying to please someone."

"Ya I know, its sad sometimes, I wonder what he'd do for me?"
by Narofsky October 1, 2008
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Back Door Gopher

When you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper and your finger pokes through slightly touching your bunghole and forcing you to wash poop from under your fingernails
Dude wash your fucking hands i can tell you've been getting the back door gopher.
by BarryHalls April 4, 2011
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lady door

Another word for what is between a woman's legs.
"Come into my lady door."
"My lady door is bleeding."
by Skylane October 15, 2017
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Back Door Braggart

n. A person who states a problem that they have with the express intention of letting everyone know how awesome they think they are, revealing their douche baggery to all.

v. Back Door Bragging: The act of expressing a false statement in order to set up the conversation to prove how (seemingly) fantastic the subject finds themselves.

effect: typically leads to eye rolls and general annoyance with subject.
Sarah: Lets go check out the new mall!

Lisa: Oh I hate clothes shopping anymore. Since I've been working out I can never find anything that fits because my waist is too tiny and my tits are too big. Life is so unfair!

Sarah: You're such a back door braggart, Lisa. Go fuck yourself.
by Jescati August 14, 2010
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Back Door Betty

A beautiful woman who enjoys anal penetration during sex
"Do you know that girl?"
"Nah, but i wish i did, Beno used to go out with her and he reckons she's a Back Door Betty."
by bdbetty December 2, 2015
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