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Drive By Slacking

The process of visiting a slack channel, asking a question, and never been seen again.
Don't bother answering that question, he is just drive by slacking.
by slackwise April 26, 2019
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Drive-by Puritan

Someone bereft of any genuine integrity, but who is perpetually offended, while trying to prove their superior morality and character on each topic, before moving quickly onto the next issue to be outraged about. A genuinely pathetic individual.
This guy is outraged by pretty much anything and he’s so sanctimonious. He’s a drive-by Puritan of the highest order.
by Colonel. SJC July 12, 2020
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Drive by Blowjob

A Drive by Blowjob is a blowjob that is given out of nowhere and comes without any further sexual expectation. A woman will randomly walk up to her husband and blow him.
I gave my boyfriend a Drive by Blowjob when he was rearranging the bookshelf.
by @mrkulci September 11, 2020
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Drive-by

When you don't hear back from a recruiter on LinkedIn, but you already attempted following with them up over email, so instead you make a couple of virtual 'drive-by' visits to their profile and it notifies them each time that you viewed their profile.
Eric: I haven't heard back from that World Bank recruiter in a few weeks... It's about time we drive-by and see what's up.
Sarah: Sounds good, I'll grab my butter sock and my harpoon gun.

Recruiter: Aw shoot, Eric drove by my LinkedIn three times this afternoon; I really need to tell him that we went with the other candidate!
by tedc6217 November 13, 2020
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Drive by wedding

When a random ordained minister marries two unsuspecting intoxicated people at a bar and flees
I have to file for divorce because I've been a victim of another drive by wedding. I should stop going to the bar.
by Zynonn January 9, 2022
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Drive-by Jacking

When your on base and a NCO drives by in their car and proceeds to Jack you up
I just got a Drive-by Jacking by the base RSM
by SgtTiss March 18, 2022
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Drive by ballooning

While leaving after sex, you slap the girl in the face with the used condom.
Bro rachel was so pissed last night, especially after the drive by ballooning.
by BOOGOTTEA April 22, 2023
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