Mach Dammit

A term implying incredible speed and/or swiftness. Primarily used in Southern states.

"AND HE CAME DOWN THROUGH THERE DOIN MACH DAMMIT AND JUST ABOUT RUN ME OVER".

by xCosmicWizardx August 23, 2012

stoppit dammit!

The natural response when a website keeps nagging you for more information or to upgrade your browser or other such related personal information before allowing you to proceed.

"Thank you such in such, we appreciate your business, we would like you to update your information click the get started button to get started."

"stoppit dammit!"

by someone u used to love... April 10, 2013

god dammit she pregnant

God dammit she pregnant means that she is pregnant you might get grounded so no mo gamecube.

"BABE IM PREGNANT"
"god dammit she pregnant."

by notononlineclasses November 9, 2020

Universe Damnit

A non-religious and atheist/agnostic-appropriate of expressing "God Damnit".

Universe Damnit! Wtf is happening? Don't you dare tell me that!

you are hot af, universe damnit! bs!

by LingDanc803 September 27, 2023

Muhammad dammit

Often used to express emotion about an imaginary person. Muhammad dammit means to say that something was funny, surprising, or crazy.

Person 1: *Drops a bucket of paint on third floor.*

Person 2: Muhammad dammit! Watch out, you almost dropped that on me!

Person 1: Hey, don't say that! That hurts my feelings! I'm gonna hit you because my "religion of peace" says to do it to non believers.

Person 2: I'd like to see you try.

Person 1: *Punches like a pussy ass little girl.*

Person 2: *Pimp slaps the cunt pedo worshiper.*

Person 3: Islamophobia!

Person 2: He tried to hit me first.

Person 3: It's his right you islamophobe! #freepaleshit

Person 2: SMH I'm sorry your parents dropped you when you were a baby.

Person 3: Duh I want to be like Muhammad. Where the kids at?

by Rusty Carrot March 2, 2025

Law of Dammit

When you get or do something and a better alternative reveals it self shortly after.

Guy 1: "I brought home this brunette last night, but once we got to my place her hotter blonde friend sexted me to come over"

Guy 2: " The Law of Dammitmy friend"

by Oceanmotionpotion July 7, 2014

Being a Damnit

When you're too pissed to think of anything else to call someone. Usually used for children who won't listen.

"Why won't you just.....ahhh, quit Being a Damnit Damnit!!!"

by Kappa224 April 22, 2018