The art of taking laxatives and ducked taping your anus and trying to hold back all the shit. The winner of the The Dirty Dam contest is the one who holds the shit back for the longest. The loser of the contest is denied access to a toilet for the next 24 hours.
Guy: Man me and Jamie did The Dirty Dam last night and his dam burst after like 5 minutes
Friend: What a pussy
Friend: What a pussy
by PaludanTheGreat August 18, 2018
by joyful coffee June 04, 2023
When you work with a person in another department at a company. Or when 2 joint ventures work together on a common goal. It's called Darning the Dam.
The marketing team is darning the dam with our design team. We are going to make so much money once this website is done.
by thepicklebomber November 20, 2018
by ToeDirt August 23, 2016
Shortened to the Robin Ruth Amsterdam cap.
Dam caps are notoriously worn by Chavs for their low cost and similarity to the DSQUARED cap.
Dam caps are notoriously worn by Chavs for their low cost and similarity to the DSQUARED cap.
Person 1: Hi guys
Person 2: Aye
Person 1: Is no one going to mention my cap?
Person 3: Why what?
Person 1: It's my Dam cap!
Person 4: What the fuck's that?
Person 1: I don't know but everyone in Blacon's wearing it!
Person 2: Aye
Person 1: Is no one going to mention my cap?
Person 3: Why what?
Person 1: It's my Dam cap!
Person 4: What the fuck's that?
Person 1: I don't know but everyone in Blacon's wearing it!
by RAREST9001 November 17, 2017
I broke you in the canyon
I drowned you in the lake
You, a snake that I would trample
Only thing I'd not embrace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I pushed and then you stumbled
I kicked you in the face
You stared at me so hollow
Got to keep that killing pace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I burned the place around you
I hit you with a rake
You piss upon my candle
So proving you're a fake
I drowned you in the lake
You, a snake that I would trample
Only thing I'd not embrace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I pushed and then you stumbled
I kicked you in the face
You stared at me so hollow
Got to keep that killing pace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I burned the place around you
I hit you with a rake
You piss upon my candle
So proving you're a fake
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
by Death Menace June 14, 2023