Dad

The fuck you looking up Dad for? You should know what a Dad is, you stupid fuck. Quit being a dumb-ass, y'all know what a Dad is.

Loser: "Gee-Hee i look up what a Dad is since i do not know hurpadur
Normal Person: "You got a fuck-ton of stupid in ya brain if you don't know what a Dad is"

by Flamingbutthole June 16, 2015

dad

referring to one's G or homie

man: yo dad, i was totally trippin over that bitch last night.

man 2: you mean the ho with the Bruce Springstein tattoo?

man: fuck that. that shit was tight.

by asian1 January 31, 2008

Dad

What a black man isn't

Are you a dad.

What's a dad?

by Ryanh24 May 19, 2014

Dad

A person who you find hot
PG word for daddy

“Oh my had Avery is such a dad”
“Yo you’re right he’s so hot”

by dont askiplease April 12, 2019

Dad

Please come home, it's been 17 years since you went to get milk

Not kidding dad please come back

by Tjshdhejeje April 22, 2019

Dad

Something that black people dont have

White guy-Your mum gey xd
Black guy- Your dad lesbian
White guy- At least I have a dad
Black guy-...
White guy- Stupid Nigger

by Nigger_Faggot69 April 20, 2018

dad

I want to beat you to death with a blunt object.

I want to grab one of those high-end fashion mannequins by the ankles and bash your ribcage in.

I want to sharpen fifty pencils, bind them with a rubber band, stick the lead ends in your mouth, and punch the erasers.

I want to strap you to a bed of nails and then strap that bed of nails to the hood of my car so I can watch you suffer as we drive over speed bumps in a mall parking lot during an earthquake.

I want to burn your dog in front of you, mix his ashes with gunpowder, melt his bone-shaped name tag into a small metal ball, load it all into a musket, and shoot you in the face with it.

I want you to somehow survive a terrible car crash and then somehow not survive a small fender bender on the way back from the hospital.
thank you that poems called dad
-bo burnham

dad

by that dumb shit November 21, 2018