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dragon army

The army designed by Bean and led by Andrew "Ender" Wiggin in Orson Scott Card's ENDER'S GAME.
Dragon army was so bad it was taken out of Battle School, util Ender took command and was the only undefeated army in Battle School history
by King Of Yesterday July 12, 2006
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Dragon Cock

The Enourmouse cock of a dragon
Holy Shit Did you see that dragon Cock
by Baby Jebus October 4, 2008
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Dragon Ball Z

An anime in which the plot is made up of the bad guys wanting to destroy or take over the planet because they can, the good guy killing the bad guys by blowing up the planet and killing everyone, and the only response to planetary genocide being: "Oh, don't worry! We can just bring them back with the Dragon Balls!"
The fights consist of screaming, cheesy dialogue, screaming, sending little kids into warzones to fight aliens who won't hesitate to kill them, screaming, the idiot not moving out of the way of an attack when it's still charging, screaming, the idiot STILL not moving when the attack finally fires, screaming, and the idiot F#$*ING STILL NOT MOVING even though the attack takes a few seconds to reach them, and a dash of screaming.
Also, the fanbase is SO toxic (ever heard of one that isn't?). Here are real examples I've seen with my thoughts added:
1. Goku is God. No... just... no.
2. All the punches are at light speed But why did that regular old human sees all the punches perfectly clearly?
3. Goku is a universe buster. Can you prove it in a way that isn't "he's stronger than blah" and use evidence and feats?
4. Chichi solos the "blah"verse. Sure... a normal housewife can defeat armies of Soul Reapers, demon lords, supernatural beings capable of destroying entire landscapes, monster armies, alien kings that can blow up planets, and mages, huh?
5. Dragon Ball Z is the best anime ever. Actually, it's a matter of opinion.
Dragon Ball Z has one of the biggest fanbases ever. Too bad that fanbase is also one of the most rabid ones ever as well.
by KingAnonymous February 27, 2018
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Dragon Adventures

A super neat and terribly underrated roblox game, where what you think may be simple blocks but are actually amazing and each unique mythical beasts! Hatch em and raise em on your own! :D Customize them with cool potions that change your dragons colors to personalities.

Dragon Adventures is the best!
"I wasted 2/15 of my life farming on dragon adventures"
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dragon lady

Asian cougar who is in position of power usually as wife of a boss. Known to be skilled in primitive thinking behaviours such as manipulation and deception in order to fuck you over.
Don't fuck her, man. She's a Dragon Lady.
by ponte September 10, 2006
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Dragon Tales

A story about two kids who go out of their house without their parents permission into a world where hours last mini seconds in human time. The world is full of fat dinosaurs with wings called 'dragons'. These 'dragons'

- sing songs 24/7
- are gay
- take children away from their parents
Dragon Tales is a reason 9/11 happened
by Withered Demon Rogue August 1, 2016
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dragon tracks

n. said of an object that may have had a shady history, or was possibly used in a crime, in a previous owner's hands
I was pretty reluctant to buy that guy's '75 Eldorado - I sensed dragon tracks.
by blue2002 September 11, 2005
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