Coat Hanger Divorce

A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.

Gina just found out that Nick is cheating on her again, she needs to get a Coat Hanger Divorce.

by WordSmithComedy August 27, 2025

Triple Chocolate Divorce

A romantic couple that covers each other entirely in chocolate then make love, after it is finished they get divorced because their marriage was a horrible idea

Did you hear about Kevin? He and his wife did a triple chocolate divorce

by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023

Divorce papers

A colour, slightly yellowish white with a pinch of almond brown.

Divorce papers is the best colour to ever exist, can't prove me wrong.

by Dirtymindedbish October 16, 2021

Hialeah divorce

The girl leaves the relationship and the guy (who can't accept living without her) shoots her and himself.

Guy 1: did you see the news? Some guy tried to shoot his wife for leaving him and then he shot himself. Thank God the woman survived

Guy 2: sounds like a Hialeah divorce

by L00kItUp August 25, 2022

divorce

caused by you

i caused my parents divorce

by MR.BIGBOOTY April 26, 2020

Uncontested Divorce

The act of completely winning your divorce and murdering all who hurt you. By allowing your sex addicted spouse to obtain multiple affair partners. Privately file your legal documents . Surprise your spouse by looking them directly in the eye. Call them ugly, fat, stupid and that you never really cared about them. Then imply that they are a total waste of time and space. Arrogantly smile while you leave the moment they are being served with a restraining order , and divorce papers. Meanwhile occulting your knowledge of their extreme abandonment issues, family history of narcissistic cannibalism, psychopathy , and vast knowledge of deadly chemicals.

Investigator : Did read the headline about a crazy spouse arrested for murdering 5 people after being served with papers? Divorce Lawyer: Sounds like a Uncontested Divorce to me.

by Deviled Bacon July 16, 2022

Divorced Mack Daddy

A lesser form of the mack daddy. Divorced mack daddy describes a man who is reliably successful with many women, but only early in the interactions. This means that although he’s talked to many women and has the confidence and charisma to do so, he ultimately never makes it anywhere with them.

I got 25 bitches on my snap and none of them fuck after the first week. I feel like a divorced mack daddy

by snopp doog January 30, 2022