Electronically Transmitted Disease

Electronically Transmitted Disease (ETD) - The contraction of any form of malware on a computer, as a result of searching for or accessing pornography.

Joe contracted an Electronically Transmitted Disease when he was playing Artifical Girl 2.

by Joseph Sileo December 13, 2007

Fuck Boy Disease

Fuck Boy Disease or FBD, is when a girl gets attached to a fuckboy after him 'hitting her up' or 'sliding into her dm's'.

Ashley: Oooh Brad just messaged me.
Bella: Brad is such a Fuckboy.
Ashley: And?
Bella: Don't go catching a case of Fuck Boy Disease.

by kcn April 17, 2017

Crohn’s disease

Fucking bullshit bro. Like try living with that shit. Life is hell.

“Hey why do you want to kill your self?”

“Oh you know, just Crohn’s disease”

by realshitonly July 7, 2019

Ed Zachary Disease

Ed Zachary Disease is when your face looks exactly like your ass, meaning you are extremely ugly.

"Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass." - Dr. Chang of China

by -Brad- May 24, 2006

dick disease

A disease that affects people from the ages of 12-15; when someone is infected with this disease, they cannot help drawing dicks on anything they see

(man draws dick on desk)
"dude! you have the dick disease"

by tagtagtagtag June 1, 2009

shortsman disease

A disease that only exists in people that are shorter than average height. Symtoms include easily becoming angry at others, trying to hard to prove yourself, doing anything you can to hide your height.

Why is ben acting like such a dick?" "Its probably his shortsman disease.

by Ben Councel September 24, 2011

Coronavirus disease (COVID-19)

infects mostly everyone around kills old people and to protect yourself from getting it you should buy some hand sanitizer

Coronavirus disease (COVID-19) is deadly

by dumest kid ever March 12, 2020