Diddling the Ham

Playing with christmas dinner in a sexual manner

Christmas dinner was ruined when José started diddling the ham

by Thehamdiddler December 14, 2025

skittle my diddle

When a girl wants you to fuck her really really good

She said skittle my diddle to him and was sad when she got caught by her boyfriend

by XxxWeapon November 15, 2018

diddled

Slang: To be touched in an uncensensual manner. See also: diddling. Primarily used as a verb.

"Don't go in his basement you might get diddled"

by ogKario November 28, 2024

Diddle Stick

1. (Manual)A baster brush made with silicone, normaly to be used in cooking/baking. Many find diddling their hoo-haw with this and some olive oil, find this to be quite orgasmic.
2. (Automatic)A vibrator for female or male pleasure generally multiple settings and brings orgasmic energy out of the male and female sex organs.

1:Hey babe, Have you seen the diddle stick?

2: Which diddle stick? Automatic/Manual?
3:Suprise me!, wait.. maybe both.. and you?? We can diddle eachother!
4:Are you coming? Already have the diddle sticks and my pants off!

Ned flanders: they diddley sticked eachother in the doodley hoo haw.

by kale-cabbage March 18, 2020

Diddle Deuce

Phrase used towards a diddler. See Diddy.

I'm gonna drop a big diddle!! Diddle Deuce!

by ackerman_tyler November 16, 2025

Diddle boy

Master of diddling and can't be diddled by anyone

You cannot diddle a diddle boy
Only a diddle boy can diddle a diddle boy

by Simsva July 28, 2018

Diddle curds

When the vaginal moisture, or essence, of a woman post-coitus (or as a result of self-fornatication) begins to coagulate. Can be served as a midday treat a la pumpkin seeds.

Wow, Rach, your diddle curds are delicious this time of year. Are they homegrown, or did you get them at a farmer’s market?

by ididitallfortheloiriii8 June 11, 2022