Lil diddle

A boy with a small penis

“Ew Ana he had a lil diddle, I had to go”

by Dark skin June 23, 2018

T diddle

A really gay guy who hates spirit gum. He is a very good SoundCloud rapper though and will take you on a date and let you fiddle his fiddle. Follow his soundcloud to listen to his next hit single. You are going to wish you never met him.

Did you hear the new T diddle song?
Fuck yeah
I wanna fiddle his diddle

by A D O N February 11, 2019

King Diddle

The “Top Dog” of molestation, in the community of highly elite people.

“I heard Jeffrey Epstein was the King Diddle this month”
-Donald Trump

by shmehlllkzzwll November 26, 2020

Second Diddle

A man who allows another man to sleep with his significant other, provided that he is allowed to watch and masturbate.
A cuck who wants to feel included.

It was hard to have sex with my best friend's wife because he was playing Second Diddle.

by guywiththesillyhat December 13, 2020

Darvaza Diddle

A Darvaza Diddle is the act of eating super hot wings without washing your hands, then inserting your fingers in the vagina or anus of your sex partner leading them to feel as though the orifice in question is a giant burning pit. Also known as the Eye of Sauron.

My husband had three-mile island wings from hooters last night and gave me the Darvaza Diddle, my vagina felt like the gateway to hell!

by TheVeryGreatest December 7, 2021

“Poof Diddle”

“Poof Diddle” is the file name of the Epstein-style blackmail video that Sean “Puffy “ Combs’ owners hold over him to keep him under control.

Did you hear Puff Daddy got the R.Kelly treatment?

Yeah, apparently the video’s file name was “Poof Diddle”. Thankfully there’s no need to see it to know what he was up to. Guess he decided to stop playing ball with the small hats.

by Forrest View October 12, 2022

La Diddle sum

When you don't have boost in rocket league/ammo in games

"I quite la diddle sum have no boost"

by La diddle sum December 27, 2023