by Gtsthewolf October 16, 2021
A dairy driven form of revenge in which a lactose intolerant being consumes an entire brick of cheddar cheese. They will then appear at their enemies house, stand on their front lawn and whilst looking them in the eyes, unload an epic crap. (They should always remain standing!)
A dairy mouse is an individual who consumes an exorbitant amount of dairy products. Including but not limited to copious amounts of cheese, yoghurt and milk.
Well, it looks like we’re going to have to make another trip to the shop. It is apparent that a dairy mouse has been through our pantry, oh boy.
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by Vape King 420 November 29, 2017
People who are allergic to dairy, collect turds in their pants quite frequently. They ain't babies, they just made a mistake with what they ate.
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 03, 2022