Dairy Thump

When you repeatedly smack the top of a pregnant breast, with permission, of course

The new mom didn’t mind me busting the dairy thump on her last night.

by Midwest Thumper January 9, 2021

dairy vampire

Either some form of roommate or house guest who comes in and drains all of the milk from your fridge.

May come in the form of the extremely polite "gentleman vampire" who replaces your milk in abundance compared to what they drank, or the "Nosferatu" type that fiends upon all dairy in the house while leaving no consideration for others in it's path.

"I just bought that milk today! I can't believe that you already drank it all you freaking dairy vampire!"

by Haunter_Rayne January 23, 2021

dairy orgasm

A dairy orgasm is when two cows have intercorse and archives orgasm.

Two farmers were watching over their field, they then saw their cows having a dairy orgasm.

by BX78 January 31, 2021

dairy surprise

When a dude nuts and doesn’t tell you.

Did you just come inside me?!
Dairy surprise!

by Deacon117 March 3, 2021

Dairy

The act of using an animal for milk, cheese, cream, and other products.

"Do you guys dairy your cows?"
"Yeah, they make good cheese."

by Person0056 March 12, 2021

dairy bar

it’s a guy thing; the boys can’t say

“yooo you just got dairy bar’d”

by trey_boi March 20, 2021

dairy queen

when the girl get cream-pied and stands up with legs spread eagle and nothing comes out

Oh my god some guy came inside me and I totally dairy queened.

by svnimc November 5, 2022