Street Cred

1. your "coolness" factor
2. imaginary "points" you get when you do something cool

1. Oh snap, I just punched that guy in the face--*plus 1 street cred*
2. Oh snap, you just got punched in the face--*minus 1 street cred*

by Deeebo October 21, 2005

credulous

readiness to trust or believe especially on unsubstantial evidence

The parliamentarian new most of his constituent was credulous and could take advantage of that in the upcoming referendum

by Gabriel McNair Nyamekye September 27, 2013

Nerd Cred

The points you get by doing nerdy things. Makes you cooler and able to have lengthy discussions with other nerds.

"My nerd cred is going to significantly diminish if I don't see the Doctor Who finale tonight!"

by ChameleonCircuit1963 February 24, 2012

Hershey Curd

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noun;

Occurs following anal sex. Upon pulling out, you realize a small amount of poo lodged in, and ultimately blocking, your pee-hole.

(Male): Ughhh!

(Female/Male): What's wrong?

(Male): This hershey curd is clogging me up!

by jws116 November 17, 2009

Credit Whore

A person who thinks that just because they did something nice one time that they are entitled to bitch at everyone and be the worlds biggest asshole and when you get mad about it they say, "BUT WAIT, there was that one time I..." and then you just want to punch them in the balls and call them a douchebag.

The only reason David was nice for a week is so that he can remind me of it when he's a little bitch all the time. He is such a credit whore.

by ughhhhh April 12, 2006

puerto rican credit card

A knife that puerto ricans use to obtain money, goods and services.

Jose didn't get his welfare check yet, how did he pay for that beer? He used his puerto rican credit card.

by Tom Horsfield July 12, 2006

Turd Curd

Residual fecal matter from improper wiping.

Martin does not like the skid marks left in his skivvies from his turd curd.

by J to tha J December 3, 2007