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Crusty Mother

A Crusty Mother, also known as the Cunt Cutter, is a sexual act in which a male pre-dries his sperm before sex, and slathers it all over his dick in order to make it rougher and a more painful experience for the girl, or enjoyable if she is into that sort of shit.
"Bro, I just gave her a Crusty Mother. She'll be crossing her legs for weeks!"
by Quaggle McStuffins III July 8, 2014
mugGet the Crusty Mothermug.

poop crusties

Dried bits of poo left on and around the butthole, formed as a direct result of waiting to long to wipe. Aforementioned "crusties" generally begin to form 10 or more minutes after final defecation (a.k.a. grand finale) has occurred.

Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.
"Kind sir, I seem to have run out of TP. Could you assist me before I develop poop crusties"

"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."

This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.
by Shouse March 19, 2008
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Crusty Logo

The crusty logo is defined as the mark and / or stain applied to a female's apparel after a night of drunken fornication resulting from a male's semen blasted all over her.

The logo can appear on any piece of clothing worn by the female the night before.

It usually appears at a white smear, stain and /or crust.

The simplest and most common way to apply the logo is to blast the female on any part of her body with your man goo.

Usually this action elicits the female to demand a towel.

At this point, it is easiest to simply hand her some of her own clothing which are crumpled up in a ball on the bedroom floor.

Since most of these encounters take place after a night of heavy alcohol consumption, the female is usually confused and disoriented and thus very accepting of any item you hand her.

Once she wipes off your jizz bomb, it is common to throw said article of clothing pack on the floor where it will dry and create a nice logo for her walk of shame in the morning!!
Hey I met this hot brunette last night, took her home and gave her a crusty logo right on her jacket. It was awesome!
by Johnny Deepwood December 23, 2008
mugGet the Crusty Logomug.

crusty freeloading

When a homeless man or several homeless men copulate with a baglady and ejaculate on her face/body!
I saw some crackhead crusty freeloading in D.C. this weekend.
by Genivieve February 4, 2003
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crusty bitch

dirty girl,ratchet, ghetto poor vocabulary
Damn she a crusty bitch
by whiteeboyy February 2, 2015
mugGet the crusty bitchmug.

crusty cunt

an older woman who acts and dresses like a teenager
Our physical science teacher, with her hooker outfit, is such a crusty cunt!
by butchick September 10, 2004
mugGet the crusty cuntmug.

crusty toes

When someone has really fugly toes
"That bitch Emily has crusty toes man "
by Sweatshirt0f September 3, 2016
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