Toyota Lard Cruiser

Not a real car, "Land Cruiser" is a real car. Not as dumb as a car as the other uneducated idiot described above. It is the most reliable SUV and won't break down as easily as a Ford Explorer or Chevrolet Suburban, which are both truly unreliable and are way uglier. Let's face it, Japanese manufacturing is superior to America's and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

Redneck: I'd rather not have any vehicle then buy a Japanese SUV! Especially a Land Cruiser! Or should I say "Toyota Lard Cruiser!"
Me: You won't survive life. Ever.

by Mr. Makuniru May 18, 2016

Cruiz

A very friendly drug dealer/stoner that just wants to be your friend and talk about illegal substances all day.

I smoked marijuanna with a cruiz dude.

My best friend is my cruiz drug dealer.

by Joi Bray January 20, 2009

cruise

V. -- to try to seduce someone

Oh man, I went to the bar last night and I cruised the shit out of this girl, I did such a good job at cruising her, her boyfriend wanted me to take him home too.

by nigel May 6, 2004

Toyota Lard Cruiser

A lard wagon manufactured by Toyota, with the driver almost exclusively always being a soccer mom, a milf or a homosexual. Also known as Toyota Land Cruiser, though a common and clever form of minor vandalism will convert the "n" in "Land" to the letter "r" so that it says "Lard", as in "Toyota Lard Cruiser".

Check out that 40 year old big fat fatty driving in her Toyota Lard Cruiser!

by PMax May 9, 2008

tom cruise

A honkey who eats placenta, believes in Scientology, listens to trance, jumps on couches, is a Hollywood actor, likes art and architecture, plays soccer, drives a Hyundai, and is unathletic because he is white.

Tom Cruise has not yet come out of the closet.

by J-Smoove May 27, 2006

katie cruise

Girl who you can always find out and about on a Tuesday night in northern New Jersey. Goes by the nick name "kcruise". Also some times known as cooter, or cootscoot. She loves tacos.

"Is Katie Cruise drinking tonight?"
"Is that even a question?"

by sammlove April 13, 2010

loser cruiser

a minivan or other large vehicle

I don't want to drive that loser cruiser around!

by 5'1" Racer August 1, 2003