crotch zombie

A sexually discomfiting prank whereby the actor, in the presence of several others in a confined area (such as an elevator), covers his crotch and proceeds to slowly and steadily approach the victim, impressing his pelvic region upon him, moaning and assuming the blank expression of the walking undead (i.e., a zombie).

The purpose of this is to annoy the victim while providing amusement for friends or bystanders within the confined area. If more than one person joins in on the proceedings, it becomes a crotch zombie swarm.

The purpose of covering the actual crotch with one's hands is to provide a physical bulwark of heterosexuality, or no homo.

Man, I crotch zombied Steve real bad in the elevator the other day.

crotch zombie by CrotchZombieCom January 7, 2007

crotch chop  

The signature taunt of the professional wrestling tag team D-Generation X. It is done by putting you arms in an "X" formation by your crotch. It means "suck it" figuratively.

Vince McMahon was given the crotch chop by D-Generation X.

crotch chop by Danny L. January 17, 2007

crotch critters

Children, especially unpleasant ones.

Oh, no, here come the Breedersons and their ill-behaved litter of crotch critters again.

crotch critters by Miz Daisy Cutter April 29, 2006

Crotch Talker

This is a person who instead of looking you in the eye, instead appears to be talking to your crotch.

I have a nice rack but he appears to be talking to my crotch. Guess he is a crotch talker.

Crotch Talker by Thantalas February 27, 2011

crotch dropping 

An unplanned pregnancy

Sometimes couples end up with a crotch dropping when they were not expecting or wanting.

crotch dropping by jt31337 June 29, 2011

crotch fat 

The lower part of an obese persons midsection. Often the cause of movers disease and dickydo

Christ when he sat down his crotch fat looked like an oversized pillow

crotch fat by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

crotch gravy 

Partially solid matter that collects on either side of the yam bag, and/or on the gooch.

I had so much crotch gravy you'd think it was a holiday.

crotch gravy by Woody April 28, 2003