Granny Crocs

Granny Crocs are when a grandma wears crocs with their child/grandchild & makes the family/companion look hill billy as fuck :)

I saw Granny Crocs again today....she looked like she wanted to get punched!!

by Bloop bleep go to sleep May 31, 2016

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Croc Socks

When you piss with your crocs on and piss gets on your socks

Damn man I think Ryan has croc socks.

by Croc sock king May 17, 2021

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ranch crocs

A pair of crocs called "Ranch Crocs" that were given away in a raffle by crocs.

Yes, crocs themed like ranch dressing. It was part of a collaboration with Hidden Valley.

Person 1: "Hey, what's your favorite croc?"
Person 2: "Ranch crocs, 100%."

by aguywhosaguy October 21, 2021

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Jay Croc

He’s the General Croc. One of the slimmest human beings alive, If you was to go against him be prepared for the worst

You know Jay Croc ? My brother told me he was beefing with him now it’s been 3 days since he came home ...

by Carlton Hammonds February 6, 2021

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Mom: It's like holy moly, look at that shoe.
Dez: Why must I answer these riddles three every time I talk to you?
Mom: Mira mira, Shia Lebouf could star in this shoe
Dez: Cuz it's Crocs, you want Crocs. Crocs are a see you later alligator shoe. Really?

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodGhost March 18, 2023

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Croc-five

The "Croc-five" refers to when two mutuals with the same pair of crocs celebrate their similar choice of footwear by removing said crocs from their feet (adjust sport mode to leisure if needed), place left shoe upon left hand, right shoe on right hand, then high school musical style jump in the air, bend knees slightly to achieve maximum distance from the ground, and double high five your partner with a photo-magic smile.

"yo bro, we be rockin' the same pair of crocs! you know what that means... Croc-five!!!!!!"

by HerMajestyKnowsAll April 18, 2023

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