crotch goblin

A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins.

"Someone shut that screeching crotch goblin up!"

by Juke Joint Jezebel September 30, 2005

Animal Crossing

Released in 2002 by Nintendo, Animal Crossing, a game for the Nintendo GameCube was dubbed a "communication game" due to many aspects of communication being featured in the game. Players live in a virtual town and live life as they see it, interacting with villagers, fishing, shopping, catching bugs, and whatever else they wish to do.

I enjoy playing Animal Crossing.

by Eyeballflyball July 11, 2003

comfort crowd

A song by Conan Gray also meaning a crowd of people that bring you comfort.

"I just needed company now, I just needed someone around. I don't care what song that we play or mess that we make, just company now,
comfort crowd."

by chimwho October 9, 2019

Crotch Check

The act of checking the crotch of your pants for durability before you put them on to avoid an embarassing blow out.

Me: Did you see her crotch?

You: No! What happened?

Me: She must not have done a crotch check this morning because she just had a blow out!

You: That's like the 4th pair she has blown!

by **MAT*** March 30, 2011

Crotchfidence

Confidence stemming from the power held within one's crotch, often because of the largeness of one's trouserworm.

Wow, Matt Cameron of Soundgarden and Pearl Jam sure has lots of crotchfidence.

by elementary-son September 7, 2012

Crotalus

Disgusting type of lizard that wanders around one's home, leeching off of parents that don't work.

"Found out I got a Crotalus in my house, better get the lizard repellant."

by Cornerstone Shooter March 27, 2016

crossing the salt bridge

a bridge you cross to take you to the salty side.

susan crossed the salt bridge when she wasn’t elected for student body president.

sean cried while crossing the salt bridge after vanessa rejected his promposal.

by mediocre effort May 21, 2018